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That's what makes him one of the most relevant artists of our time.
Well, speak then, if you must.
It's quite a thrill, Craigy.
Craig's wife.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I have a very unhealthy obsession with John Malkovich.
You shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies
and seeing what they see and feeling what they feel.
What the hell, you know?
But, Maxine, there's something, I don't know, like profound here.
So, listen, why don't we have dinner tonight?
is, I think the world is divided
Oh, yeah? What's he been in?
You're making him weep, but you are not weeping.
Oh, shut up.
- and then those who don't, right? - Right.
Excuse me, sir.
Treats for everyone.
I look really amazing. I'd fuck me.
You'll catch your death out here. Look at you. You're soaking wet.
Yes, there is. A brain, or soul or whatever.
Oh, Maxine!
I'd like very much to see you again.
that I'd found a way for us to live forever? All of us.
And I would like to redirect my career
And 50 other lines to get into a girl's pants.
asdasd asdasd
and putting everybody to bed.
I left Malkovich for you, sweetie!
to just follow through on our instincts, like Malkovich has,
I'm not asking for alms
- Okay? - Maxine!
There's no such thing as a hole, or a portal, into somebody's brain.
And they won't allow it...
Dr. Lester, this is all really fascinating and stuff,
And I just...
Don't call here anymore, okay?
The puppeteer's voice need not merely be the record of man.
Was ever woman in this humor won?
No, please!
Yes?
I was worried.
Well, perhaps you can.
'cause we're gonna turn it into a business.
I've never done this before, but...
Malkovich.
You don't know me, but I know you.
I'm sorry. I didn't know Orrin Hatch was out of his cage.
John, uh... What is, uh... John, um, uh...
and high-ceilinged rooms mock my stature.
- I'd love to see your work. - Really?
of Chicago's world-renowned Steppenwolf Theatre Company.
Rather than thinking of it as an enemy that has to be pounded into submission,
You're not gonna meet her there?
It's over!
Better be.
SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME. SECRETOME.
Yes.
No. I am really attracted to you.
recoiling from the limelight and, rumor has it,
I'm splitting' for the day, puppet man.
- Lotte! - Move right hand across left breast now!
Yeah, explain.
tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to Lestercorp?
Exactly what, uh, type of service does this company provide?
Because I raise issues.
because Lestercorp's open during the day,
Hello, Don. Hello, Wendy.
Hi, Lotte!
I can explain about the portal, darling.
No, he's much too powerful.
There, there, my dear. Relax.
- Don't toy with Floris, Schwartz. - Oh, no...
Okay? It'll pass.
and I'll spill my goddamn guts for ya.
I want to do it!
You got the job.
but I can get us out of it, if you want.
Maxine?
- Want me to phone it in? - No.
Yes!
Hey, everybody, I'm home.
Right now?
Maxine, this is... this is so right.
But I must enter by midnight on that day.
No reason. I was just thinking.
Okay. Ever want to be someone else?
On the lighter side of the news,
I discovered that portal. It's my livelihood. Do you understand?
Derek Mantini doesn't need a day job.
Lester just wouldn't let me get away.
I know it's the craziest thing, Craig!
You're my friends. Thank you.
Nankovic
on his 44th birthday.
I've decided that I'm a transsexual.
And well, even speaking to you now has gotten me sort of excited, you know?
You bastard.
Of course. Right this way, Mr. Malkovich,
Lotte!
And the ones who don't go after what they want,
Lotte, Maxine. Maxine, Lotte.
I'll say you are.
Uh-huh.