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And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girly-girl,
Listen, don't con me, Maxine.
Yeah. I think we're finally getting down
Well, we mean exactly that.
I've begun imagining it as a really expensive suit that I enjoy wearing.
I'm John. How do you do?
Is this your partner? She's pretty.
and tensions will just melt away.
More than anything, Maxine.
So I just dressed the wound and I've just been feeding everyone
That would pale in comparison to the actual experience.
Two hundred clams.
me wife.
I don't know. Why do you think that?
and I'm gonna kick Lester out!
Is there something so terrible about that?
Sure, whatever.
Okay, you can swim.
Jesus.
So tell me about yourself, huh?
Oh, Elijah! You really are magnificent.
He was just hanging around his apartment.
Mr. Juarez?
How did you get this number? Code in. Code in. Unauthorised. Goodbye.
And what does the future hold for John Horatio Malkovich?
What exactly does that mean?
be gone with ye, you foul demon!
Here's the thing.
I knew who I was.
The baby, it's yours.
Was ever woman in this humor wooed?
That was incredible! You're... You're brilliant!
Well, don't rub it in.
Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
- Oh! - Oh, God.
I hate you.
- Uh, uh, John Malkovich. - Huh?
Tom-Tom's puncture wound is infected.
Ahh! What are you doing?
I'm scared.
No. I'll, uh, go with the loden.
Jesus, we're going to kill your wife, you fucking lunatic!
The thing is, the way that I see it,
Look, a puppet show!
The weird thing is this Maxine likes to call me Lotte.
Damn fine woman, Floris.
from her husband's affections.
I'm Surprised. That's Pretty Impressive.
Malkovich, Malkovich
I'm sorry. That was nasty.
What are you talking about? Done with her, man? Tonight really freaked me out.
I find it really interesting.
Psychotherapy.
Visit J.M. Inc. Mertin Flemmer Building.
Oh, it's very kind of you to lie.
Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?
No, wait! I love your tits. I wanna fuck 'em.
Hey! Help me!
This is something that I call Craig's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.
Thanks so much for having me over, sugarplum.
to further Malkovich's puppeteering career.
all sorts of philosophical-type questions, you know...
I gotta get to the shop. We have a shipment of kitty litter coming in.
Look away.
Maybe then Floris would care for me.
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte.
Yeah. I thought you were all right in that one movie.
Don, I was wondering,
Honey?
Check her.
I'm so sorry.