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Annie, Gram and I. Got some nice picture frames.
You get the feeling he's not absolutely sure what it is he wants to say.
Huh?
Possibly working together.
You're on Johnny Carson, right?
I have to go now, Duane, because I'm due back on Planet Earth."
The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."
No, I don't. I was in a record store. Listen to this.
- Bad? - Like Oswald in Ghosts.
He kissed me!
Lyndon Johnson?
I've got a hit series.
Wait. Why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!
Oh, no. I have a car.
- The Grammys are tonight. - The what?
Old times
I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you, pick you up after school.
But no presents until midnight.
Excuse me. Hi, I'm Tony Lacey.
I'm going to get my camera.
You sound terrible.
I'm able to enjoy people more.
You're used to the kind with shopping bags walking through Central Park...
That's nice. This is Alvy Singer. Do you know Alvy?
Do you? That's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here.
I don't think you like emotion too much.
It's a nice ham this year, Mom.
And if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
You don't think I'm smart enough. We had that argument last month...
It's a great story, though. It really made my day.
I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
What sins? I don't understand.
- Here you go! - Don't give it to me.
Don't ask me why.
- You have a great voice. - Do you think so, really?
Thank you.
Give me a tremendous laugh here.
- I know it's small. - And it's got bad plumbing and bugs.
Remember we discussed that thing?
Do I drive? No, I got a problem with driving.
- You're pretty lucky I came along. - Oh, really? La-de-dah!
Since when do you read the National Review? What are you turning into?
You know what? I like you, I really do.
Look! One crawled behind the refrigerator.
The rest of the country looks upon New York...
We really had a good time.
that it ends here, in a health food restaurant on Sunset Boulevard.
Yeah? Allison what?
We're probably listed in The Guiness Book of World Records.
You were very hot for Allison at first.
- We could show her the schoolyard. - I was a great athlete. Tell her.
Charlie Chaplin, right before his un-American thing.
and get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap.
She said I was guilty about my impulses towards marriage and children.
Defend him!
- Where's the spider? - It's in the bathroom.
My father ran the bumper-car concession.
I called you. You want to help me or not?
You were always out of step with the world.
is one usually attributed to Groucho Marx...
The sound of shattering glass.
I need grass.
Look! That's my old house. That's where I used to live.
What thing?
Watch the road! You'll total the car!
I love you.
- Uri Geller must be on the premises. - We're going to operate together.
What's the matter? Are you expecting termites?
- It's disgusting. - One more, please? One more.
It'd probably wreck her, but I should be honest.
with the surgical masks on, muttering.
Why do I need this?
and the roller-skates.
I run a profitable dress company.
You followed me. I can't believe it!
on the road at night...
There's no economic crime...
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
In the middle? We've only missed the titles. They're in Swedish.
Don't you have Raid in the house?
if I miss my therapy you can only think of it in terms of how it affects you!
with mayonnaise, tomatoes and lettuce.
Living together hasn't been so bad, has it?
What's so great about New York? It's a dying city. You read Death in Venice.
and nothing interesting to say.
It was really weird, but she's a very nice woman.
I'm going to have the alfalfa sprouts...
Give me a medium chuckle here...
Seven and three is nine.
Okay! My analyst just thinks I'm too tense! Where's the goddamn Valium?
Don't worry.
I didn't have to lie on the couch. She had me sitting up.