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I got time. I got nothing until my analyst appointment.
That was fun.
Johann Gambolputty
Better than either of my marriages.
Well, I guess that's, now, how I feel about relationships.
Perhaps it would be better if we took him to the hospital.
I told her about the family and my feelings towards men...
It's like a visual poem.
Well, terrible, huh? Wouldn't you say?
Old times
I'll never know when to make the right move.
You're like this island unto yourself.
You have my body.
No, I was never to EST.
Interestingly, however, I did run into Annie again.
- Have you ever made love high? - Me? No.
I came to get some shock therapy, but there was an energy crisis.
You meet a lot of interesting professors. It's stimulating.
just to touch the hem of his garment.
He really is one of the most indulgent of filmmakers.
In my dream, Frank Sinatra is holding this pillow across my face...
"Existential Motifs in Russian Literature". You're really close.
They're probably on their first date.
I ask a psychopath, I get that kind of answer. Jesus!
Well.
How am I a paranoid? I pick up on those kind of things.
Max, I've got a girl for you. You are going to love her.
That little apartment is $400
She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Right.
Visible panty line. She's gorgeous.
That was so nice! That was nice.
You have to ask nicely, because I've had a rough day. My girlfriend...
What a jerk.
I don't think our relationship is working.
Why not?
Not only that, you look thin and tired.
- Two hours? No. I'm going in. - Go ahead. Good-bye.
Nothing like my family. The two are like oil and water.
Didn't you take a shower at the club?
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
And she aches just like a woman...
When my mother took me to see Snow White...
- There's no problem. - Exactly.
Egad, here he comes.
It's not your fault. Don't take it personal.
You're like New York Jewish, left-wing, intellectual...
That little apartment is $400 a month, Alvy.
I stop, and then I open with some jokes. That's where I need you.
Around you
You wanted to break up just as much as I do.
I'll drive in. I rented a car.
- If they're babies, you pick them up. - All right! All right!
Yeah. I had the feeling I got you at a bad moment.
Good? Yes. No, that was the most fun I've had without laughing.
I didn't think it was that big, but it's a major spider.
You didn't read Death in Venice until I gave it to you.
We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there.
You have no fever, no symptoms of anything serious.
Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.
It lacks a cohesive structure.
I'm a bigot, I know, but for the left.
Do you love me?
And the women are like in Playboy, but they can move their arms and legs.
Really?
That's what I call removed!
He's just come back from the gin rummy finals.
Twins, Max.
You want them to close the airport so we can have sex?
I want to remain friends.
My God! What would they think?
- I can't wait to see the neighborhood. - The neighborhood will be great.
I didn't tell you. We're going to California next week.
Alvy, you were just great. I'm not kidding.
I feel like there's a great weight off my back.
- Are you? - Yeah.
Old times
The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?"
You were sensational.
They do nothing but give out awards. I can't believe it.
Stop acting out.
There's the winner of the Truman Capote look-alike contest.
It'll pass. I'm going through a phase, that's all.
I'm too tense. I need a Valium.
There's wheat-germ killers out here.
Why couldn't you have been more like Donald?
I don't know.
I don't like to get naked in front of another man.
And they're talking swap meets and boat basins.
You are in a bad mood. You must be getting your period.
Are you going with a right-wing rock-and-roll star?
I did it. I killed them both. What's the matter?
Granted La Strada was a great film.
Black soap. She used to wash her face 800 times a day with black soap.
Tell Dr. Flicker. It's something he read.
One says, "The food at this place is really terrible."
George was real sweet. He had that thing.
but Tessie was always the one with personality.
How do you like this couple? They look like they're from Masters and Johnson.
I'm president of the Pinkus Plumbing Company.
to hit a moving target at that range.
You've been married before. You know how things can get.
Don't. You're using sex to express hostility.
When I met her, she was dragging him in to see The Sorrow and the Pity...
And I trust her, because my analyst recommended her.
I know. Because of our sexual problem, right?
You're really Alvy Singer, the TV star?
Now we're getting to a subject you know something about.
I ran up the stairs.