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- This is my first time. - Really? Where?
Can I show you something? I found this in the apartment.
Okay, it's quiet now. We can get started again.
It's supposed to.
It's been a long time!
When she was younger, they all wanted to marry Tessie.
We went to the swap meet.
I may throw up.
- I don't? Whose idea was it? - Mine.
- I see, I guess. - You never know what's going to happen.
I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm...
My analyst thinks this move is key for me.
Well, if it's inconvenient, that's fine, too.
I "loave" you. I "luff" you, with two "f"s.
She said your name was Alvy Singer.
No, what... Sure, I...
To walk with
I guess it's mine.
I'm very shallow and empty, and I have no ideas...
Geez, I don't know. I wasn't...
I heard high-pitched squealing.
What are you doing?
You make fun of me, but I'm prepared for anything.
That's right. You really like those New York girls.
It's really a thrill, as you know.
No, I was going to take a cab.
I told you if you stuck to it, you would be great and...
There are people out there from the New Yorker magazine!
You can always remember my name. Just think of Joey Five-Cents.
I've never been to Brooklyn.
Greatest Fascist Dictator: Adolph Hitler.
I was a great beauty!
The only word to know is 'John Dark'. It means the light's out in the bathroom.
I've got an idea. Call the guy who took you to the rock concert...
Were you always funny?
Holy cow!
That's essentially how I feel about life:
While we're talking, we could be inside.
I have to go now denver because I'm due back on the planet earth
You know something else? You're so egocentric that...
You're what Grammy Hall would call "a real Jew."
- What do you mean? - I mean, I thought I heard a voice.
You are unbelievably sexy. Yes, you are.
No, don't be silly. What do we need other people for?
That jerk that teaches that crap course, "Contemporary Crisis in Western Man."
then why did you say, "Do you have a car" like you wanted a lift?
Trump voters, when they finally figure out they've been duped.
You say "You play well," and right away I have to say, "You play well."
I don't know how much longer I can keep this smile frozen on my face.
Great sauce.
Oh, yeah.
Is this an interview? We're supposed to be making love.
Just relax, be very mellow.
Well, you look nice.
Right, Max. California, Max.
How can you possibly oversleep?
- Italian, right? - Him? He's the Mafia.
because he was shell-shocked in the first World War.
Where am I? I have to reorient myself.
Sometimes I wonder where my classmates are today.
- Get the hell out of this crazy city. - Forget it.
There's something different about you. I don't know what, but it's great.
really strike-oriented...
Not only is he a great agent, but he really gives good leading.
Lyndon Johnson is a politician!
And a first aid kit and fire extinguisher.
- That place is $400 a month? - Yes, it is.
We're not having an affair. He's married. He happens to think I'm neat.
I tried everything.
That's a great film if you're high. It's really funny.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad.
I said you, I and that girl from acting class should sleep together.
We'll digest our food better.
I need the large polo mallet.
I'm going to buy you these books...
We're going back to the Pierre...
Keeps out the alpha rays. You don't get old.
Great in its use of negative imagery more than anything else.
I've been killing spiders since I was 30. Okay?
What an asshole
What are you telling me? They'll laugh at him a few minutes.