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you certainly get excited.
We've got to try and enjoy ourselves while we're here! Huh?
No. My stomach felt queasy all morning.
We should have gotten steaks, 'cause they don't have legs and run around.
Don't put it on me. I don't want to put a wad of white powder in my nose.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You're the reason I got out of my room, that I was able to sing...
No. We're friends.
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God bless.
I covered the Dylan concert, which gave me chills.
Grammy always does such a good job.
Somewhere she cooled off to me. Is it something that I did?
What do you mean? You're not going to give up your own apartment, are you?
He has a Chair in History at Princeton.
How about a ginger ale?
How can we afford it, on your pay? What if she steals more?
Denial of Death. This is the first book I got you.
I think I can get money to make it into a concept, then turn it into an idea.
- Don't go, please. - What do you mean?
What is this? Is this a present? Are you kidding?
Or, let's see...
I was a reasonably happy kid.
Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities of that?
If anyone ever told me that I'd be taking out a girl...
Are you joking or what?
The medium enters in as a condition of the art form itself.
Is there booing on that?
You're a thinking person. How can you choose this lifestyle?
In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
It was just great!
Because they don't throw garbage away. They make it into TV shows.
- I'm in a bad mood. - I'm here with the Godfather cast.
- I'm interested. - No, no. I'm just a...
all the good meetings are taken
You have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?
and under his breath he said, "Jew."
Could make me be true
It goes like this, I'm paraphrasing:
and you're the worst driver I've ever seen in my life.
It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
There was a model boy.
Sixteen-year-olds.
Really? How'd you like it?
Who are you?
Like a kind of liberating consciousness.
I realize what a terrific person she was...
- You want some gum? - No, thanks.
After that, it got late and we both had to go.
Yeah, right. And over there's Grammy Hall.
- No. I'm doing my thesis. - On what?
What's your name?
You act like you're violating a moral issue.
- Two minutes. - We've blown it already.
Because I'm always tense when I'm playing a college.
Are you on television?
- I could get a lab man up here. - Hand me the salt, please.
- He's my food taster. Have you two met? - How do you do?
It's there. We don't have to go to it, deal with it...
Be nice to the host, because he's publishing my book.
How do you account for it?
but the thing is he falls asleep, and he never wakes up.
He can. Do you have to give it so loud?
I'm looking forward to tomorrow. It'll be nice. You'll meet Mother and Father.
Would you like a glass of chocolate milk?
- Who's on television? - This guy, on the Johnny Carson Show.
Why don't you go out with other women?
- And that's Sadie. - Who's Sadie?
I'm in the wrong business. I know it.
Making dreams come true
Is that a reason to steal from your partner?
You got the Manson family, possibly. You got Dick and Perry.
Yeah.
That's fine. That's great. I don't know what I did wrong.
and tried to take my pants off over my head.
That's it. Forget it. I can't go in.
Alvy Singer. Thanks very much for everything.
You were sensational.
Right.
- She's the life of the ghetto no doubt. - She was once a great beauty.
They're only lobsters.
It's a big subject with me. I have a pessimistic view of life.
- You take a meeting with him. - All the good meetings are taken.
Are you busy Friday night?
What an asshole
Look at that guy. There's Mr. Miami Beach in the pink.
I've got to sing tomorrow night, so I have to rest my voice.
- You're putting on two comics in a row? - Why not?
That's interesting. So you've managed to work out something?
Why should I put you through all my moods and hang-ups anyway?
My analyst says I exaggerate my childhood memories...
someday it will break apart, and that will be the end of everything.
Why, you want to live out here? It's like living in Munchkinland.
who used expressions like "la-de-dah"...
And all the poetry books are mine.
No. What's the matter?
I was awful! I'm so ashamed! I can't sing.
You know Alvy? This is Janet.
- That's sick. - I know it's sick, but it's new.
Seems like
I was more attractive when the evening began.
TRANSPLENDENT
Alvy, it'll be wonderful. Oh, lovely!
Full of loneliness, misery, suffering and unhappiness...
You don't think I'm smart enough to be serious about.
I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
But it was great seeing Annie again.
Me? No, not at all.