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I'm driving.
Anyplace. Europe. Anyplace. Asia.
Still the thrill
I heard what you were saying.
Oh, gee, mess up my moustache wax.
The only word for this is "transplendent".
Why don't we get Rob, and the three of us would drive into Brooklyn?
He thinks he's a chicken."
Like the tip of your nose, and if I stroke your teeth or your knee caps...
You know what you are? You're polymorphously perverse.
That's why this machine is dynamite.
Just don't get angry.
He placed third.
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.”
- You fired the cleaning woman? - She was stealing!
I don't, but I know your work. I'm a big fan of yours.
- Whose Catcher in the Rye is this? - If it has my name on it...
But she's colored. The colored have enough trouble!
There's an old joke.
was Mick's birthday when the Stones played Madison Square Garden.
I'm going to give him one more year, and then I'm going to Lourdes.
Maybe that accounts for my personality, which is a little nervous.
- You're driving a tad rapidly. - Don't worry. I'm a very good driver.
- Damn siren! - Don't get upset.
like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers.
So the audience was a tad restless.
I like to get all points of view.
Just stay there. I'll come right over.
I used to live there for years, but it's so dirty now.
It ruins it for me if you have grass.
He's saying, "Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner."
Excuse me. When do I go on?
- You do? - Yeah.
I'm so tired of spending evenings...
She hates Jews. She thinks they just make money.
It'll be great, because all those Ph.Ds. are in there discussing...
You've had hostility towards David ever since I mentioned him.
They're wonderful. They have a quality.
Really? Maybe...
Me? Oh, no.
Are you saying you're not coming back to New York with me?
I've always felt he was essentially a technical filmmaker.
Even when you got famous, you still distrusted the world.
Can we not argue in front of everybody? I get embarrassed.
- What's your definition of "following"? - Following is different. I was spying.
who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy."
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I adore Alvy, but our relationship doesn't seem to work anymore.
- Earl Warren? - Honey, I don't know Earl Warren.
- Do your body a favor. Try it. - It'll be fun.
Right. I think I know exactly what you mean when you say "religious."
Two more chairs, they got a dining room set.
Having you
I just try to feel it, to get a sense of it and not think about it so much.
I work... I'm kind of classy. Know what I mean?
Of course I do. Don't you think I do?
What, is that such a miracle? I'm driving myself.
- You haven't eaten pork or shellfish. - Excuse me. I'm sorry, Doctor.
Probably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of Books.
What do you do when you get stuck on a movie line with a guy like this?
And why are you following me around? We should call this relationship quits.
Linen supply business or cement and contracting.
- Who's persecuting? She stole! - So? We can afford it.
As Balzac said, "There goes another novel."
I think I should get out of here, 'cause I think I'm imposing.
Especially when he sang, "She takes just like a woman...
Jesus! Now I don't get to do the TV show?
Key word here is "indulgent."
"he really gives good meeting"
Next he'll find you're keen and peachy. Then he'll have his hand on your ass.
Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was 30
The short man is Hershel Kaminsky. He has a Chair in Philosophy at Cornell.
She was beautiful. She was willing. She was real intelligent.
How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing!
This is Alvy Singer!
You should have told me it was Tony Lacey's party.
A few.
No, I'm fine.
Good-bye, Sally.
You know what a hostile gesture that is to me?
He's God. I mean, this man is God.