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You know nothing of my work. The Manickest pixiest dreamiest girliest work.
Are you? The 12:00 show is completely different than the 9:00.
You're a total paranoid.
I'm sure it's fun, 'cause the Incas did it. They were a million laughs.
You know nothing of my work You mean my whole fallacy is wrong
Commentary.
Give me a magazine, 'cause I'm a little tired.
What do you mean? I flew 3,000 miles to see you.
Thinking of you
Right. To get back to what we were discussing.
Oh, why? You got a car?
Yeah, I'd love it.
to make up for empty areas in life.
He says, "Oh, Marie, sometime you make me so mad!"
Then I told her I didn't think you'd ever take me seriously...
We should just turn out the lights and play hide the "salam" or something.
They scream at that. Write me something like that, will you?
in the Coney Island section of Brooklyn.
That movie makes me feel guilty.
Oh, the thing! Oh, the thing. Yeah.
That little apartment is $400 a month, Alvy.
fave movie line:
making fake insights with people who work for Dysentery.
The music will start.
Not "Did you eat?" but "Jew eat?" You get it?
Soon, when I lie down on his couch, I won't have to wear the lobster bib.
I can't get over that this is really Beverly Hills.
The city can't close down.
because you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch it.
What is fascinating is that it's physical.
You're an actor. You should be doing Shakespeare in the park.
because I think you should read them instead of that cat book.
Let's never break up again. I don't want to be apart.
examining my life and trying to figure out where did the screwup come.
- We wanted to say we enjoyed your set. - Yeah? Really?
I walk out. Place looks wonderful from here
So he's dead.
and it's all over much too quickly.
A little bigger.
- I'm going to have a stroke. - Stop listening to him.
There's this tall, blond crew-cutted guy and he's looking at me in a funny way.
It had to be you
I think we're both much too mature for something like that.
All right, forget it. Aren't you going to be late for meeting Annie?
You're going to like nightclubs. They're really a lot of fun.
I don't believe it. You guys have never snorted coke?
This guy's on television. Alvy Singer, right? Am I right?
I know. A relationship is like a shark:
Come and see our bedroom. We did a fantastic thing up there.
Lately the strangest things have been going through my mind...
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look.
I was quite a lively dancer.
I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis.
You're a wonderful tennis player...
They're totally irrational, crazy and absurd.
Check please.
I'd like to get torn apart by wild animals.
You know, I've got to get there and begin whining soon.
You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.
sit and talk. Nothing. Not a big deal.
I have to face facts.
But it doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository...
Emily: I’m starting to get feeling back in my jaw now
We saw Grand Illusion here last night.
While you're out here, I want you to see my TV show.
- How much is this stuff? - About $2,000 an ounce.
I found you
The failure of the country to get behind New York City is anti-Semitism.
No, I couldn't make it. My raccoon had hepatitis.
Sure, be glad to. I'll just put it in the hollow heel on my boot.
What kind of emergency?
- Yeah, I'm wrecked. - You're wrecked.
Tell the folks where you are today, Donald.
- Narcolepsy. - Right.
but she breaks just like a little girl."
I'm thinking about getting some cats.
- Stay here? - Really. Why are you smiling?
What are you making such a big deal about?
No food. You know, to atone for our sins.
She has a right to steal from us. Who can she steal from if not from us?
You're here in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is not expanding!
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art...
Wagner, Max. I know what he's trying to tell me.
Intensive care ward. My God!
It is. It's dynamite ham.
"Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman...
What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
I took a meeting with Freddy. Freddy took a meeting with Charlie.
Because it's an important issue.
because it's real difficult in life.
It's funny. I'm not a morose type. I'm not a depressive character.
- I'm in her acting class. - You're an actress!
and the father with the Ben Shahn drawings...
- I'm Robert Redford. - Come on!
- It's an important issue. - You're incapable of enjoying life.
- I'm home! - How'd it go?
I found it incredibly indulgent.
If you have a car...
I think if I could pry...
You wouldn't know it. It doesn't matter.
Max, I'm Just Going To Get My Haircut. Are We Driving Through Plutonium?
Hey, Max! What's that?
Please, I have a headache.
ooh I never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.
because the union always gave George this free turkey at Christmastime...