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because then when he sang, it was in this real high-pitch voice.
You're on right after this act.
This is a great house: Saunas, Jacuzzis, three tennis courts.
Wait. I'm going to go with you.
I can't. I can't put a live thing in hot water.
- I know. - You have plague?
Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator.
It doesn't make sense!
A little on the androgynous side.
What are you saying now?
You're very popular, I can see.
because I turned 40, and I guess I'm going through a life crisis.
Well, to me... I mean... It's all instinctive.
- All right. So what do you want to do? - I don't know. Go to another movie?
You know what the beauty part is? We can always come back together again.
That's okay, we can walk to the curb from here.
Annie and I had lunch sometime after that...
There were many men interested in you?
That is the worst kind of paranoid!
For me it's been terrific. You know?
and even develop photographs if we want to.
Yes, she does.
Damn it! I was so close!
but it appears originally in Freud's Wit and lts Relation to the Unconscious.
I'm obsessed with death, I think.
Why? I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.
That's right. You only gave me books with the word "death" in the title.
"because I turned 40, and I guess I'm going through a life crisis."
I can go uptown, too. I live uptown.
- Alvy, don't panic! - It's a mistake...
Happy birthday.
You should know this about me if we're going to go out.
It makes it easy for me, because I can be...
If you must know, it's a hectic time for Tony.
No question. I think we're doing the mature thing.
I'm into leather.
I'm not discussing politics or economics. This is foreskin.
And gradually you get old and die. It's important to make an effort sometimes.
Well, thank you again.
- You're both crazy. - They can't hear you.
Do you want to get married?
Just to have my arms
- You won't believe this, but... - What?
You're incapable of enjoying life. You know that?
Alvy, what is so fascinating...
You're exceptional in bed...
- What did I do? - Step up here.
Because in the dream, I break Sinatra's glasses.
There's the nasal membrane.
They recovered the shells from that rifle.
Well. Oh, well!
and then a big hand.
But I approved it immediately.
I don't think I could take a mellow evening. I don't respond well to mellow.
No, no. I never shower in a public place.
You
'cause I was trying to do to her...
I was having lunch with guys from NBC, so I said, "Did you eat yet?"
Was it my imagination or are you just going through the motions?
With your wife, in bed, does she need some kind of artificial stimulation...
Don't let it be so long now.
Listen. You want to come upstairs and have a glass of wine or something?
Remember that day?
How you ever got to be on a panel of anything is totally amazing
- I think you're cute. - Yeah? Do you?
as opposed to the distinguished gray.
I'm one of the few males who suffers from that. Go on.
- She was going through my purse. - They're persecuted enough.
The flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
What he said...
You want to throw up.
My analyst says I should live in the country and not in New York.
You look pretty.
Well! Well...
Are we driving through plutonium?
You folks look wonderful from here
So I feel guilty if I don't sleep with him.
Okay. If that's all that we've been through together means to you...
The Grammys. He's got a lot of records up for awards.
Max, forget about Annie. I know lots of women you can date.
- You play very well. - Oh, yeah? So do you!
I don't get a period. I'm a cartoon character. Can't I be upset sometimes?
You think I talked you into something.
I happen to teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media and Culture."
You've got crickets. It's quiet. There's no place to walk after dinner.
- What's the matter? - I got very dizzy.
The incredible thing is, I'm paying for her analysis...