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Listen, David, I've been meaning to talk with you.
but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful.
Command, Knight 1. Command, Knight 1.
Mm. Fat lady.
Nothin' But Love For Ya!
Microprobe thingamajig goes right here...
It's settling directly over us.
[I'd Got Somethings on the Radar!]
[Nervous Laughter]
Where you been, Stevie?
Eagle 1.
We/ve all seen This turns out to be the stage race we all hope it wasn't
I promise.
3...
They're going to attack.
What do you say we try that one again, huh?
There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there.
it's going to be gone in, like, seven hours anyway.
Riding a school bus for 2 hours The hell was I thinking
[Beep]
The radar may be malfunctioning, but the infrared
Where are they heading?
they got people who handle these things, David.
Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage.
Well, I'm, uh, ahem, Russell Casse, sir.
They have confirmation.
When someone sneezes around you
We have to ask you to try to stay calm...
Look...
One of the bombers might have more luck.
alpha zulu siz eight nina
Oh, we're gonna be well on our way back home
Major?
Jeez, what's with the golf balls?
gonna be just fine.
Sir, we're looking at a total radar blackout over a 13 kilometer area.
Oops.
Don't worry about it, big man.
I'm sorry. My fault.
Happy 4th of July, Daddy.
Welcome to your late 30s
General Grey: Are you all right?
We'll advise people not to panic.
in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.
I hope that Morales will come back! Even though we haven't heard from him in about a decade.
This is ridiculous.
get as far away from these things as you can.
Let's get low. Let's get fast.
We've gotta stop them!
Happy Birthday, Nicksy!!!
Time's up.
REPLACE ME
A little shake, and they running
They're opening up!
Today We Celebrate ribe's coffee Day!
There must be thousands of them, millions of them.
No, sir.
een saying it for 10 goddamn years.
Widespread panic has gripped the countryside
and everyone is invited, especially you know who.
Hey, I don't like this. This is stupid. They can see us!
Look at that.
Ballet?
Oh, I better call my mother.
I know your name!
Admin turns all start of the year teacher workdays in to meetings All I can think the entire time
KICK THE TIRES AND LIGHT THE FIRES BIG DADDY
Are you scared?
[Russell Laughs]
TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR COORDINATOR DAY!
Uh, let's start with you.
Why you?
Any word from them?
Come on, come on. Move, move, move!
Thank you, Mr. President.
No, sir. Not one.
[Assistant Enters Code]
It's too early, baby.
PEOPLE ARE STUPID I been sayin it for 10 damn years
Oh God I hope they mention roche limits!
I've been saying it
OK. You got it.
Oh, my God.
Put Your MASKS Back On! Drop the sugar overdosage & the cancer stick!
Oh, my God!
David: Dad.
All we can do now is...pray.
I'd Got Something on the Radar!
You're damn right.
Didn't I promise you fireworks?
Misses
Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds, will ya?
Mr. President.
Think we can find something better
They've recalled everybody.
Target remains.
Repeat, Commander, you're breaking up.
Doesn’t anyone have any pitchers left???
and it's important for everyone not to panic.
But I was kind of hoping he wanted the job, though.
I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done.
Edmonton Oilers Season starts now
Oh, Russ!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Is It a earthquake?
A little shake, and they running.
All the little gizmos.....
It's busy.
Are you listening to me?
I've Got Sometimes on the Radar!
This is so cool.
I can't shake him. I can't shake him.
Mr. Nimziki...you're fired.
I was part of something special.
she pooped she ate her heinie
I'd Got Something on the Radar.
I picked a hell of a time to quit drinking!!
and stop slobbering all over my shoe.
General Grey: Captain, the president is listening.
Today, we celebrate our Anne Sophie's birthday!
They agree we must launch a counteroffensive
Ah! Dono! Dono!
Woman: Good morning. Compact cable.
You are just being paranoid!
David, I don't know how happy he's going to be to see you.
Fire at will.
M&P owners after it wins Garandthumb's ice and mud tests
Evasive Maneuvers!!
What the hell's going on?
Ha ha. Thank you, sir.
Hey!
Witnesses?
You must leave now.
it's gonna then filter down into all the corresponding ships below.
COVID Isn’t so deadly
DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY MINISTERS LEFT?
Nah. I...I got it. Some jerk didn't put the...
You listening?
Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps.
Right this way.
This is our victory dance.
Oh, yeah, it's a hit!
Don't...Don't start, Dad.
It's jammed!
You couldn't send a direct signal, right?
Killary's Poll Numbers After Today. They're going down all over the world, Tom. Weve got em beat!
Racoon or Baboon Bacoon
When it's January 6th and you're losing the election
I'm gonna need all flight crews
"as we attempt to establish communication."
You're a wuss.
I know.
I'm Got Something on the Radar!
Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids...
Release Me “”
Redemption Cemetery Children's Plight
Spread the word.
We are doing every...
I'd Got Something on Radar.
You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off.
If you calculate the time it takes
[Exotic Music Playing Loudly]
He still gets airsick, huh?
M&P owners after it wins Garandthumb's ice and mud tests
We're heading down there now.
They know. Believe me, they know.
CNS is running a story that we're covering up
away from our bases as possible...
we learned a great deal about their anatomy.
Oh, and on a, uh, personal note, sir...
Today we celebrate our independence day!
[Crash]
Not really.
You knew then, And you did nothing.
Now I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots.
Julius, with all of this, I, uh...
Peace? No peace.
- Sir? - Damn!
Oh, no...No, don't. Leave her alone.
Let's rock 'n' roll.
A radio signal from another world.
Tell'em how to bring those Sons of Bitches Down We have the blueprint.
Kinda got hung up back there.
All right, go ahead. Put it on.
Call the other planes back.
“You Don’t Want To Die A Virgin, Do You”
ETA to target, four minutes.
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
Come on, Dylan, honey.
[I Got Somehow on the Radar!]
There’s love there... I think
Look...
we are having a little bit of a crisis here.