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Mr. President...
1430 in MAT Release ne
Mr. President, this is Dr. Okun.
I have got to get me one of these!
Yes No
Where are we now?
Repeat what you just told me.
Oh, no.
I'd like to go see it.
You know, it wasn't just my...career.
I know I didn't wake you.
Oh, no, no.
Let's say that you want to coordinate with spaceships
what has been unanimously agreed to be the front of these spaceships...
I don't know.
Is Willy Sleeping now ?
Listen, for $300 an hour...
Come on, girl, promise me.
Evasive Maneuvers!! Evasive Maneuvers!!
Then we were hit.
You want to come?
Come on! Pass it over here, man!
Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
What pickle video?
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
Yeah, that thing that you found in New Mexico.
Laser targeting.
I could’ve been flying my plane!
Well, let's get this show on the road.
Yes. Yes!
We can't stop the bleeding.
We now have two confirmed visual contacts.
Get the hell out of the way.
It's from the Greeks. They want to organize a counteroffensive!
Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis!
Left, left. Tunnel, tunnel. Exit, exit. Left!
Are you scared? Me too
Locked on.
- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha!
You're out of time! Get your ass out of there!
All I did was stumble onto their signal.
What?
They must have some kind of protective shield over their hull.
but this is just the beginning...
Hang on, sir.
Do you really want to shoot me?
Doesnt Anyone have a paid Kahoot Account?!
what the hell is that smell!?
Barry Nolan on TV: ..."it could only happen in California" file...
lots of leeway
the package has been delivered.
Yes, Without the "Oops"
Bomb threat?
Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing.
Ha! Ha!
and you will be launching the largest aerial battle
Age was never an issue when you stuck to your guns.
unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation...
Just trying to get a feel for the old girl, that's all.
I'm sorry. He's not available.
when people try to throw shade at me
We don't have the manpower or the resources
Dr. Okun: As you can see from the repairs...
we knew what we had to do.
and more like the orphan child Oliver
yhh
My fellow Americans...
Everybody hold someone's hand.
Russell: Come on, baby!
[I Got Sometimes on the Radar!]
not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution...
I love you.
Tank commander #2 on radio: Roger that, TC.
a mass roughly 1/4 the size of our moon.
They got bigger fish to fry now...
God.
It's nice that you see me so much now, but...
David, you don't have a license.
No. I'm not going anywhere.
You're talking about line of sight.
Dr. Okun.
Hello.
Same to you, Munchkin.
time for rape. get naked immediately. no no no no no no please do not rape me spare my pensies and all myse aneus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mmm...
Tiffany, listen to me a sec.
I want to tell you something.
David...
I hope they bring back dazzle dazzle
the really icky part.
I strongly recommend you disengage
I know. It's blind, sir.
Pilots are coming up short.
I been saying it for 10 damn weeks
No peas.
So if we screw up, it's all on tape.
LET'S NUKE THE BASTARDS
. .
Impeach the motherfucker.
Wait, wait, wait. This is not...
To exist.
[Angry Shouting]
Mr. President...
I saw his thoughts.
You'll see.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Pilot, you armed?
You said you can repair their technology.
I've been sayin' it for 10 long years!
and in the presence of these witnesses
We have more than 50% of the armed forces out on weekend leave...
I'm lining all your friends up right beside you!
[Beep]
Mr. President, I strongly recommend
Oh no you do not shoot that at me Oh no you do not shoot that at ,e
You mean about faith?
We have to keep it static-free. If we'll all go to decontamination...
Jasmine?
[Steven Chuckles]
Me and Russell waiting and wanting to go f*ck up Iran!!
- Three years. - All right, three, four.
I've Got Someday on the Radar!
Doctor! Doctor!
And I'm looking for what?
Virus ineffective. Disengage.
I...I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Justin, This is a wedding ring
Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it.
Good morning.
Sir, all missiles have been fired.
Edmonton Oilers
[Ring]
My God.
Pick it up, man! Pick it up!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today.
Well, that's good news.
Mein Gott!
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on chinese Halloween costumes, $30,000 for a pound of horse feed, do you?
THE NINTH OF AUGUST WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS AN AVERAGE DAY...
You got your choice of helmets.
A virus.
Good hunting.
Ohh! They're chasing us.
What are you doing in there, man?
Now!
on top of the alien craft?
Let's bring that bad boy home, Captain.
I'm funny. I'm a greek.
I'm fly I'm pilot
Miguel, what about Dad?
Trent Graham Check mate
That Coke can was protected by the craft's shield...
Mitchell: You heard the president. Let's get this thing prepped and ready.
Luckily, the press is making up their own story at this point.
David!
If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up.
Good afternoon.
Don't tell me you've had this for 40 years...
Or, as the good reverend would say...
When you feel unappreciated... Release me
Or as some of us have come to call it...
we can use their own signal against them.
Can you confirm new META? Negative... Jedi Knight Revan remains.
for your own safety.
Man, you never gonna get to fly the space shuttle ...if you marry a stripper.
Get the hell outta here!
Shaky, huh?
Armed and ready, sir.
We're leaving. Kim, my daughter.
Let's just get there as quickly as possible.
which will disable it, and that'll disorient the smaller ships below...
Come on, Julius.
Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down
I can't let you pass without clearance.
Hello, boys!
Not too bad at all
David, are you watching this?
Houston, Texas.
Clintons Poll Numbers After Today They're going down all over the world, Tom!
- Sorry. We got hung up. - Uh-oh.
"We regret to inform you
Fox 2!
but you're about to get a crash course in modern long-range artillery.
I want you to meet the First Lady.
That's right...easy.
Abort mission right away. Do you read me?
Ship all banged up!
You want to borrow the car?
[Static]
how quickly everyone can turn against you?
Mmm. Uh, nnnnn... Oh, now, watch out.
Call them back immediately.
I love them very much.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have to leave now.