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All right. Get them out of there.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
for your own safety.
Oh, you shooting aliens, right? You think you tough, huh?
We're not done yet!
Doesn’t anyone have any missiles left?
[Moans]
Doesn't anyone have an Azure Session Left!!
Newscaster on TV: Pentagon officials are reporting
It's time.
- about to appear over American cities. - It's just unreal.
to welcome the new arrivals.
I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.
David, why did I just send my mother to Atlanta?
David.
We're gonna win BIGLY.
You're still wearing your wedding band?
Soldier: Let's pick it up, man. We're on a tight schedule, now.
And remember...
Where you at, baby? Come on! Come on!
I won't let you down.
Nuke ‘em.
Not bad Not bad at all!
- That's nothing. - Hold on.
Ever hear of nuclear winter?
He better be.
taking place in the Russian Republic.
I can fly.
I'm all ears, brother.
You know you've been in a calling too long when...
We got 'em beat.
Well done.
The virus is in.
Please vacate the premises immediately
I was kidnapped by space aliens 10 years ago.
Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer...
I've Got Something on the Radar!
MR. McTRIUMPH,
and a mass roughly 1/4 the size of our moon.
Let's go, Knights. Move, Knights, move!
Knife 25 minutes into vul
Put your mask back on! That’s an order!
I've been dying for some payback...
Smart people at home right now Watching all the idiots go outside
Put him on speaker.
- Hoo hoo! - Ha ha ha!
Traitor.
.
Uh, yes, sir.
Good morning, Mr. President.
Gay Gay
What do you think?
Aah!
first set foot upon the moon
If we fire nukes, then everybody else is going to fire them.
We know tons about them.
Nap….no nap
was to appoint a sniveling weasel like you as secretary of defense.
[Rumbling Increases]
is totally off the map.
Doesn't anyone have any ministers left?
[I Got Somewhat on the Radar!]
Shooting the aliens.
Huh? I been saying it.
The doctors...
I didn't know where I was either.
It's True @ I've been sayin it for 10 dam years
Man: No. Definitely not.
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
See?
Let’s kick the tires And light the fires…
But I do know, here today, that the Rawdog Roughnecks
Hey, they're here.
Doesn't anyone have any Referrals left?
Pilot: Echo One, Welcome Wagon is in the air.
their whole civilization.
Get em outta there!
It's the real thing.
Uh! Uh!
Come on. Get off this freezing concrete floor before you catch cold.
Roger. Break formation, head to targets.
Good night.
this is important
to communicate with the visitors...
The other two are on our eastern seaboard
I Don't Think "Exciting" Is The Word I'd Choose To Describe It.
were the first to be taken out.
Radar reception has been impaired...
. .
[Clicking]
I Got Something on the Radar?
Breathes oxygen.
My God, they're everywhere.
I don’t think “excited” is the word I’d choose to describe it.
Open launch tunnel.
[Car Alarm Wailing Incessantly]
Look at this. We're in the fast lane.
Where are we going?
It's Air Force One, for crying out loud.
I would have worn a tie.
OK, job's done. Let's go home.
pollute the air, and rip up the ozone...
Aah!
We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions
So far, the phenomenon has not caused any damage.
Well, he just, uh...
[Feedback]
we're alone in the universe
If this isn't about winterisation I'm hanging up
You just...
She doesn't look too good.
[I'd Got Some on the Radar!]
What you got? Turn around. Let me see what you got.
Hold on, everybody! Hold on!
from his service as a pilot in Vietnam.
Tell them about it, Russ.
Hi. I miss you.
TV: The three choppers are steadily approaching
John Lennon.
Just tell them I hit you.
Hey, Miguel!
It's the playbook…
It most certainly does.
They're starting.
Russell: Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!
That is an N.I. Negative impact.
It's some kind of extrasensory perception.
Hello, toys!
Just my luck. No ice.
See, I like the one-knee approach
What your father did was very brave.
How long would their shields be down?
This isn't happening fast enough. Get them outta there!
Crash-landed back in the fifties.
What do they plan to do?
because it puts the bootie, like...
Yes, sir?
some type of nuclear testing experiment.
This is, like, huge.
has caused over 10,000 fender-benders in just a few seconds' time...
they won't want it anymore.
Steven: We got two R-6,Jimmy. Check them.
Welcome to fantasy football
This may be some type of response, Echo One.
Med assistant: The arm is moving.
Issue the abort codes right away. This is an abort. Full abort.
Roger.
Tell my children ... I love them very much.
a parabolic indentation 9 city blocks...
[Shouting]
With all of your pieces !
It won't fire.
I know there is much we can learn from each other
You cracked the code.
No one's cutting you off. We're going to get a ticket.
Today, we celebrate Anne Sophie's birthday!
Thank God for the Metro Rail.
- What? - Hey!
Gentle, gentle. That's it.
Truck all banged up
Besides...
believe you me.
Any questions?
What?
We will be united in our common interests.
they don't let us out much.
Fathiah! Jon nut again
Do you copy?
today is the 4th of July.
How long has he been unconscious?
George Putnam: The visitors responded with terrifying...
I gotta call my lawyer.
Yeah, well I cancelled it!!
Rally UP BITCHES!!!!
I never stopped loving you.
Dam it DWP
[I Got Somewhere on the Radar!]
These F-18s are very different than the jets you've piloted before.
Sir, he's uploading the virus.
Oh, no. You did not shoot that green shit at me!
David, you could have done anything that you wanted.
Get on the horn Tell em how to bring those sons of bitches down.
Huh? Who's the man?
Roll tide roll
They're moving from planet to planet...
John McLaughlin on TV: The visitors have arrived...
MR. MCTRIUMPH
All right, all right. I don't want to argue.
Strike with overwhelming numbers !
Hi.
[Gasp]
David, see if they got those pens
The clock is ticking
Climate Change? People Are Actually Dying Out There
Judge Judy has recalled this case and she's found you have no proof. Tell her to retire.
Oh.
Mmm...
yet over 15 miles in width themselves.
I love you.
We're going to survive!
- Connie, what is going on here? - Connie...