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Marty.
Doesn’t anyone have the sauce yet?
Sir, I...I...I think you should listen to this.
Now he gets ambitious.
Pops, this is every phone book in America.
Yeah, well, think already.
Commander: OK. Echo-9er, Echo-7.
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Let's go!
You have to get through their technology...
Look, I got something I got to handle. I'm just borrowing it.
Wendy Walsh: Below us, we can see hundreds of UFO fanatics
We are fighting for our right to live.
Commander: Squadron leaders, fire at will! Fire at will!
when you open the shaker bottle that's been in your car
Dusted the wrong field.
He did it!
You still have the Plymouth?
We Ride at Midnight boys!!!
What, you think they don't know what you know?
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
May our children forgive us
I've got to call my brother.
Good luck, buddy.
Abort.
[Whispering] This is hardly the time nor the place
When they took him up in the spaceship...
He wasn't the president then.
You punched the president?
It's just too much politics. It's too much compromise.
Reporter: Reporting live from Andrews Air Force Base
It doesn't look alive, does it?
[Strangled Voice] Release me.
up yours!
Military training is preferable...
Probably why they're interested in our planet.
OK. Buckle up. Latch secure.
Who knows?
I love the x files too
Do not engage until we've confirmed
Which city will be reached first?
today….we celebrate…. our michaelcasto day!
No, this is not healthy. Smoking is not healthy.
Hey.
Today we celebrate our New Year’s Day!
but anyone who can smack a keyboard would be useful.
I spoke with the joint chiefs when they arrived at NORAD.
Eagle 20. Fox 2.
Antonio Brown: Release me.
Knights! Pull up! Pull up!
Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds?
It was in the 1950s. You had that spaceship.
Sure doesn't look like it.
[I Got Sometime on the Radar!]
It's OK.
You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
We may need to upgrade to DEFCON three.
Idaho: what the hell was that? California: It's not even a seven, baby. Go back to bed.
So be careful, OK?
Comparable tolerances to heat, cold.
[Urinating]
$30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
If your father's not in the air in 20 minutes...
Hold hands!
comes directly into this room, Mr. President.
[Loud Static]
They're gonna kill us all!
How many didn't have to?
did you?
Aw, you can't hit nothing!
All he could think of was getting to you.
Aah!
Uh, I know why we have satellite disruption.
Yes, we've got everybody we have working on the problem.
They're Dropping like flies
You got your victory dance?
Go ahead, Pilot. We're ready to take off right now.
You really think you can fly that thing?
Computer: Missile launched.
Announcer on TV: Ladies and gentlemen...
Story of my life .....
what cheese board?
Ha ha. Hope you got an air bag.
Y
What? I can't hear you.
Yes, sir. Red Arrow Alpha 9er 7-2-3, can you read?
Hey! What's going on?
Doesn't anyone have any Deploy left?
I’ve been saying it for years. Ain’t I been saying it?
I'm back!
Evasive maneuvers! Squadron leaders, evasive maneuvers!
Eagle 1. I5!
You still believe in him.
Blow through! Blow through!
You know, as soon as I get back...
Tank commander: Command, this is Neighborhood Watch.
Just tell them I hit you.
I'm one of them.
- Quiet. - Real quiet.
that's gonna cost lives.
We believe we're looking at a total loss.
Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife
M&P owners after it wins Garandthumb's ice and mud tests
I play in a church men’s league
Ain't I been saying it, Miguel?
WE HAVE THE VIRUS ... AND WILL SMITH
It's the end of life as we know it.
Then wake him!
Let's see it.
They look a little nervous.
Russell: Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!
You look fine, Pops.
Ladies and Gentlemen Let's plow the road
OOOPSSS Hey, no...no more "oops"
Just Not Again
I repeat, we need visual confirmation.
David: Now don't hang up, sweetie.
Open the door. Get him out of there.
One's moving toward New York, the other's headed this direction.
I play I'm evil
You need to, like, kiss some serious booty
It says...
Amén reverendo
Pack up. We're leaving.
and I got talked into working.
Of course not.
we've been trying to put her back together
It's just... not simple anymore.
Walls up at Fear Factor Live? Negative, Target Remains.
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET!
May our children forgive us.
This is... This is the vault.
Doesn't anyone have any RBs left?
you did not shhot that
Haven't I been saying it? I been saying it for 10 Damn years
Aah!
Bringing it in to hover.
Liar. Stick to the truth.
That's right. I'm telling you...
Well, look who we have here.
[Beeping]
Ha ha ha ha!
Heading I10 E... We're the only schmucks trying to get in.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy! <various fapping noises>
because David thought that I was having an affair.
They're opening up!
Mr. President...
What do you mean...
I've seen these things in action...
Our official position is we have no official position.
Come on.
[Indistinct Radio Communication]
When your resident disagrees with your recs, but the attending agrees.
Peace?
Gentlemen, this is it.
- Aah! - Aah!
Open the door.
Hey, hey!
A delay now would be more costly
[I'd Got Something's on the Radar!]
David!
Get me the secretary of defense.
[Police Radio Chatter]
trade rumors of military forces in hiding...
Do me a favor.
Great.
Trust me. It's there.
Aah!
Peace? No peace.
[Drops GolfClub]
Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war
What's up?
Trying to clean glitter out of anything...
Wait until I get another plane!
Look, why are you acting like this?
Me this weekend: COVID-19
Shh!
Here. Let me help you.
why don't you get some things packed...
Dylan.
Release Me
We will not vanish without a fight!
It's not me. They're overriding the system.
I’m pilot.
take 'em out.
far more advanced.
Jasmine: not even a 4 pointer, go back to sleep
dropping like flies...
[I Got Someday on the Radar!]
Cal says:
you still have your health.
PEOPLE ARE STUPID
I'd like to remain at your side.
When the nurses ask if you need anything
Firecrackers.
But no.