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The Freak Show.
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
It was the biggest opportunity of my life.
Oh! Oh! Jesus!
General Grey: We're down to 15%.
Not too bad Not too bad at all
. .
Which way are they headed?
I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR 4 DAMN YEARS
how to plant the virus, someone who is trained...
It was the strongest radio transmitter we could get.
so we can filter it out. But if my calculations are right...
not bad.
Even his crime bill failed to pass.
Oh!
Well, we know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sinai.
In the Gulf War...
They're not attacking your policies.
You should have warned us before we launched a counterattack
We didn't know where you were.
Everyone getting out of Louisiana..... We're the only schmucks trying to get in!
are protesting the military involvement
Two more have been spotted over the Atlantic.
Doesn't anybody have any superglue left?
I've Got Something on the Radar.
Sir?
Me on Election Day 2016
30 seconds. Don't you think that's cutting it a little too close?
Mr. President.
We're going in. Squadron leaders, take point.
Mitchell: Mr. President.
Oh, I could get used to it.
Big Beautiful Spotlight
Newscaster on TV: A local crop duster was arrested today
Hey, Russ, I heard you had a little trouble this morning.
Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing.
Look. Here, I got these for you.
See, we can't duplicate their type of power...
The neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days.
Mr. President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now.
No Sleep
Well...
They said there's a spaceship headed this way.
that no one in this world is qualified to operate.
You're staying there to keep people calm.
Doesn't anyone have any pliers left??
They're running out of missiles, sir.
Connie, you're up awfully early this morning.
I've Got Anything on the Radar!
[I'd Got Things on the Radar!]
And should we win the day...
That's what you get!
Excuse me.
Experimental shot anyone ?
None of you would be celebrating If it weren’t for my David
This is one smelly...
I've Got Someone on the Radar!
It is apparently what has been causing
[Speaking Japanese]
When people don't believe your preditions
it ain't on the map
He's my angel.
Must go faster. Must go faster. Must go faster.
a historic and unprecedented event has occurred.
The arm is moving
It's reducing itself every time it recycles...
Still he gets sick.
Roger that.
I'm a dancer.
Oh!
We have sufficient aircraft for the battle plan, but...
The question of whether or not
"The..."
Let's get him into containment, stat.
Daddy let me watch Letterman.
You should have told us about this when they first arrived.
has AMRAAM missiles locked on target.
You're outta time! You've gotta disable it now!
hello all you lovely people my name's leafy bfdi and i'm gonna say the n-word oh shit it's one of renee's gts hoe robot slaves not only is she going to scream racial slurs she is going to make the entire world do goatse and make earth explode aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
"Get On The Wire. Tell ‘Em How To Bring Those Sons Of Bitches Down
Yeah...
He says he's your husband.
Hello.
Go ahead.
of these city-sized spacecraft.
I got you, Big Daddy. Let's get them.
You got to leave the White House.
they're tracking another one off the California coastline.
[TV Plays]
Research...
Damn it!
Yeah, this I can see.
You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh?
out of the cities as they can.
and you and Dylan come stay with me on the base.
I'm so sorry that I didn't come home
Address the nation.
Well done, Captain.
Put your mask back on! That's an order, Marine!
Oh, yeah. Seems years back, our boy was kidnapped by aliens.
Sir, we have visual range with incoming over Iraqi airspace.
We're here.
- Two minutes, Tom. - Connie...
Jimmy! No!
When Summer Comes But You Have To Work
I've been sayin' it for 10 long years!
did they do any...
What the hell is it?
we have to remember what we still have.
Helicopter: This is the Los Angeles Police Department.
Mr. President...
have slipped below 40%.
We were lucky.
Come on, baby.
Inside look at mission control Shooting down balloon
Why? What happened?
Oh, oh. You're going to educate them, huh?
Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down!
Sir, they've taken out NORAD.
We're being exterminated.
TV: Police and the fire departments have asked everyone
"First You Strategically Position Your Pieces..."
What the hell are they doing?
All right, squadron leaders, I want weapons check.
Let’s kick the tires And light the fires
We are going to visual recon.
Marty.Jamie says this building has an old bomb shelter.
Is my wife in the air?
With your permission, General, I'd like the opportunity to try.
Like what?
Uh...
Please vacate the premises immediately
I love X-Files, too. I hope you get to see it.
I don't want you to go.
with the exact same results.
Welp! I been sayin’ it. I been sayin’ it for 10 damn months. Ain’t I been sayin’ it?!
All right. Um, everybody, head down to the basement.
All you need is love
Except the nuke will not detonate at impact.
All right. I'll tell you the truth.
That's affirmative. Mr. President...
I know, Ma.
Doesn’t anyone have any money left?!
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
It's so fuzzy.
Them big ol' Dumbo ears.
A corona virus
Whoo!
Get as far away as you can!
"there's still love there, i think."
Sorry.
With all of your pieces !
Here it is.
we're going to have to get
my baby's worth it.
What? Which part?
Can you get a blanket for Patricia?
Mom! Dono! Mom!
Negative.
Newscaster: Mr. Casse is in the county lockup this evening...
Earth shaking They running
not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft.
[Cheering]
Second sighting?
They should be entering our atmosphere within the next 25 minutes.
May be clearing.
Yeah!
Oh.
[Imitating Engine]
just outside Washington, D.C...
What the hell...
Grey, do you read me?
Russell!
You should be proud of him.
Mr. President.
That is a negative impact.
Can you confirm a new meta? Negative.... Jedi Knight Revan :sparkles: remains.
Ha ha! Look at you!
John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back. Very sad.
Sir.
Hide.
through some other means.
A fight that you started...
Don't do this to yourself. Listen to me.
You walked into the room and punched him in the head.
[Sigh Of Relief]
you strike.
Die...
Did we fix the base activity crash? Target remains
She's a beaut aint she
Any news on my wife yet?
They're just commencing liftoff.
Great. What about the people outside?
Take a look at the Earthlings.
Wait, wait, wait. David, David!
Mr. President, we're initiating sequence code.
So why are you waiting? Hmm?
I'm not going to let them criticize you for it.