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Ugh.
You don't understand. You got to leave Washington.
If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.
To the end of the world.
welcome to Earth
Squadron leader, do you read?
Your idea.
I'm in range. Locking on.
Good morning.
All right. All right. What've we got here?
Ahh, checkmate.
on different sides of the Earth.
We got static. We got snow. All kinds of distortions.
The question as to whether or not our father is retarded... Has been answered
a little background information on your flight experience.
ETA six minutes and counting down.
Well, in case you haven't noticed...
Pilot: Something's opening.
[I'd Got Anything on the Radar!]
Yeah...
We're gonna have to work on our communication.
That thing is a wreck.
Darn...
You know me.
Pivot? no pivot
They're like locusts.
Eagle 1...
COMMUNICATION
Tell me. Tell me.
You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David!
It should provide us some protection.
General, it's NORAD.
First you strategically position your pieces...
You're driving.
Welcome to birf... day!
They're getting in front of me. I can't go any faster.
to be a comet or meteor.
than when you waited to evacuate the cities.
Hey.
Hey, don't tell him to shut up!
Man, this is unbelievable.
We got to find some cigars.
BuyDRM Runner up in 2016 Readers' Choice Awards! Second only to Adobe.
[Speaking Arabic]
In approximately six hours, the signal's going to disappear...
- How much time do we have? - Less than 10 minutes.
Nobody's perfect.
Did all kinds of experiments on him.
Connie, can we expect the same kind of panic we saw in Russia?
Gay
Good-bye!
Tell 'Em How To Bring Those Sons Of Bitches Down."
Independence day
See us?
Check me out. I'm going to try something.
Pull it over, man.
Yeah.
Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy.
with this virus?
but we were able to get these.
Sergeant, your sidearm.
Nothin' but love for ya
Doesn’t anyone have any Raid Attempts?
Come on. Keys.
General Grey: She will be shortly.
That's the advantage of being a fighter pilot.
Oh, God! I hope they bring back @GayHooters
Come on, baby! Come on!
Toons?
he may be released later tonight.
You take care of yourself, you hear?
Girl, please.
Hey, listen up.
Me, too.
Dismissed.
as we attempt to establish communication.
the last 24 hours have been really exciting
Area 51.
Hello. What's the, uh... What's the big emergency?
It's the right thing to do.
but from all accounts...
See if you can fly that thing undercover.
Launch code confirmed.
Oh, god, I hope they being back pistol duels.
Ten-hut!
Let's bring it home.
Look at these people. Look. Huh?
You're obviously not thinking about
That game couldn't have been pretty.
I need to play baby!
But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights
All right. There's a helicopter waiting.
Yes!
Come on, baby. Come on.
Release me
Then God help us.
We can go side to side...
What the hell is that?
Ow.
Release me.
Hey hey hey, don't tell me to shut up!
Echo, Fox 2.
we move you to a secure location immediately.
We could go up. We could go down.
Oh, crap.
Look at me, huh? Like a rock.
Major Mitchell...
There's no shame in hiding.
why these two should not wed...
Take those sonsa bitches down
That's right! That's right!
I got a jumpsuit for you. The rest of your gear's squared away in this duffel.
"EXCITING"?! People are DYING out there
You really believe all that bullshit you just said?
It looks like there's some kind of activity here.
That's right.
And we're next.
Stay right here with Boomer.
We're being exterminated!
we, uh, we got into a fight.
I can play, I’m a DB
centered above what remains of downtown Los Angeles...
Oh, boy.
Watch it now, baby.
to be having that same old discussion!
You're late.
I've Got Thing on the Radar!
How I feel at work every day
All right, listen up. Before we can begin...
- What's going on? - What's that?
Just make sure your seat backs and tray tables
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
but that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake.
I should have done this a long time ago.
Telepathy.
And, forsaking all others, keep yourself only for her
Come on and get me! Come and get me!
Jim, wake up.
Marty, listen to this. I got a lock on the pattern of that signal...
Vultures.
I don't think you understand...
This is something I would never believe in my lifetime...
we're installing under the right wing.
They did all kinds of experiments on me.
Now we know how to take them out, Now we know how to take them out, spread the word
12 Labours Of Hercules Kids Of Hellas
but information is sketchy at best.
smaller than the whole, sir...
Get those helicopters away from the ship.
All right. Go ahead.
I'd better call my housekeeper.
But the neatest stuff...
Oh, no. You did not shoot that green shit at me.
You jerk!
Commander, do you have visual?
Just like I said I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR 10 DAM YEARS!
Aint I been saying it?
has repeated itself all over the world
Now what do we do?
Woman: He's just trying to impress you.
[Applause And Cheering]
Nothin but love for ya.
I want another shot at it.
I've got something on radar
"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!" <Award-winning fapping noises>
These two died in the crash.
more ships have just arrived
'Cause last time I saw him...
You are a lifesaver.
I’m not Catholic
I'm a combat pilot, Will.
Genius.
What the hell you doing?
When the crypto pump stalls Doesn’t anyone have any money left?!
Eagle One, the package is being delivered.
We have an emergency situation.
Put your mask back on! That's an order!
No...No. What was that? Don't do that.
Look! No hands.
SO SUE ME DAVID! WE GOT A PROBLEM
Hey! All right!
but the president remains at the White House.
- You're gonna kill me here. - Wait. Wait. This can't be right.
Now we know how to take them out, spread the word tell them how to take those sons of bitches down
[Rap Plays]
Let's push it. We've got to go.
Do you think they have any clue
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
After that. The other part.
I want you to look after this guy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Command, this is Eagle Eye 370.