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The son of a bitch did it!
All right, now spread it very, very gently.
Happy fourth of July daddy
Nursery Leader After 3 years in calling
Get him out of there!
All right. I'll get him. You wait here...
Spread the Word
You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David.
Just how, exactly, do we infect the mother ship
Good morning, Lucas.
Forget the NFTs, you’re obsessed with the NFTs
Um, listen.
Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down.
Hoo.
Command Center: Knights, we are red and free.
Not eve a four pointer
to break the whole thing off.
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
I'll Got Something on the Radar!
Bye.
They ain't got nothing for us.
Well, I mean, they're not all that dissimilar from us.
MUSIC [Ends]
headed towards New York and Washington, D.C.
David, you have to tell him.
So, how do I look?
That's not entirely accurate.
Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the west coast.
Major, what happens if... if that thing gets here...
Whitmore seems less like the president
Controls are showing complete failure of the stats.
This turns out to be the stage race we all hope it wasn
Welcome to Day Trading
Aah!
Hey, wait a minute. What are you saying?
I can understand that.
and we can't penetrate their defenses.
Yes, sir.
Are you scared?
Only one thing left to do.
Well, you know me.
and got to postpone a little freaky-deaky.
we must launch.
Good afternoon.
I don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see it.
ITS ABOUT BLOODY TIME
And then what?
Shot in the back. Very sad.
tHAT'S RIGHT! That's what you get! Look at you, tank all *banged* up! Wait till I get another plane! I'm-a line all your friends up right beside you!
You knew in January, and you did nothing! Yet you were smooching with XI and making goo-goo eyes at him!
here's Wendy Walsh with a special report.
it won't be there?
This one, a few weeks later.
Dad, no. Not the spaceship.
Let them pass.
We'll read the plaque.
with our first contact with the alien visitors.
And you will see that there is nothing to be scared of.
I don't know how helpful I can be.
Yes, sir.
You need a lift, soldier?
Welcome to InfoRoo
All systems go.
Oh, so this is healthy?
AM-FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and...
That's right.Just like they used our satellites against us...
At the moment, our satellites are somewhat unreliable.
Hey. Come on, Munchkin.
Me right now
Alright you Hockey assholes
Sorry.
Doesn't anyone have any RBs left?
to come down here and start a fight
Oh, please. You think I'd be this panicked if it was something simple?
Yeah...Is it?
Target Remains
Oh, yeah. Great. Now he tells me.
Let's do it.
and the clock is ticking.
Neighbors moving out.
[Groaning]
to make any kind of intelligent judgments.
I don't...Excuse me.
Oh!
I always thought that things like these would kill me.
Me reacting to U.K cost of living increases I been saying it
Unh!
Look, we have our own phone.
[Speaking Russian]
Today we celebrate our First DD Day
doesn't anyone have any sammiches left
Does anyone have any NOL’s left?
A little snow and they running
Missiles have been fired.
I strongly recommend you disengage
Metagamers
Can you believe this?
Target remains.
He can't do that.
It's so pretty.
hidden inside our own satellite system.
You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
What the hell was I thinking?
[Cheering And Applause]
Yep
We've lost the satellite.
They want HBO, they'll call you.
You knew then And you did nothing
Yeah? Well, they cancelled it!
Did something happen to you, Russ?
It's what?
- What? - You got a gun?
What's with the monitor? Where's the picture?
Whoo!
I'm sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area.
Doesn't anyone have any safeties left?
Fragrant Harbour
Command has attempted to compile a list of casualties and losses...
Me on Election Day 2016
Man, you're never going to get to fly the space shuttle
I jerked to LeeAnn
Do you have the ring?
When the crypto pump stalls: Doesn’t anyone have any money left?!
Don't argue with me. Just go!
I'VE BEEN SAYING HE'S A TRAITOR FOR 4 DAMN YEARS
We need everyone to grab everything they can.
We're going to have to make a run for this one here.
Vultures.
Samuel pedindo pra voltar pra casa ...
Put Your MASKS Back On! Drop the sugar overdosage & the cancer stick
"Addressing congress...
Forward Tomahawks ready to go, sir.
Alien A Holes Up Yours!!!!!!!!!
This could be our last night on Earth.
Well, look at you with them chicken legs.
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
I see 'em!
We're going to be all right, Troy.
Let's move outta here!
No Sir. Just a little anxious to get up there AND WHOOP E.T.'S ASS
[Dial Tone]
And you'll get your chance...
Get on-line with Space Command.
Now the message has gotten lost.
All right!
Knight 7, Fox 3.
Whitmore: And our forces?
Get on the wire to every squadron around the world Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down
Tell ‘em how to bring those sons of bitches down
World to WHO right now
That's impressive...
"Here men from the planet Earth
They're gonna want to know about...
and I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities.
Whoever the neo-nazis are excited to vote for... I’ll vote for the other guy.
not too bad at all
Get off of me! Get off of me!
test fsdfsdaf
Are You Ready? Ready!
You didn't let her stay up all night watching TV...
you know i'm, like, always trying to save the planet?
Come on, boy.
using this one signal to synchronize their efforts.
Friendly?
Did you see that?
When the hell was you gonna tell me?
With the president?
Dosent anyone have any weed left?!
[I Got Someway on the Radar!]
that I don't have to live with.
What?
Echo One: Roger that.
TV: Communication attempts in 30 languages
Take these.
Tell em’ how to bring them son’ a bitches down
May our children forgive us...
Can you say that again?
Oh, crap!
Oh, my God.
Going to watch those grandbabies
Drive us outta here.
Trent Graham
We have visual.