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I know. How about Santa?
But it was for a purpose.
It's a joke. Just a joke.
Don't mothball that suit.
you're dealing with children...
Merry Christmas
Just don't come into work stinking of booze again.
What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?
Sexual… Damn near sexual!
- What the fuck is it? - It's a wooden pickle.
The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it.
Watch myyyyy head??
Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.
Up your ass.
who pull on my underwear.
- I love the hat. - Okay.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on.
WILLIE: Oh, my!
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
So, what do you do, you know... After the holidays, I mean.
How can they drop me onto my own head?
You cocksucker!
Half.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Thank the fuck Christ.
Just ditch, you idiot. You got anywhere to sack out for a while?
Fuck the fuckin’ store dick.
I don’t like that guy.
Yeah, just looking.
No. I'm not talking about that.
.
Dumb Bells always gettin fucked in the ass
Okay Do you want anything else?
What do you want?
You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.
I like kids. I really like kids.
- Can I help you, ma’am? - Just looking.
because they didn't hit any vital organs,
It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.
I'm on my lunch break, okay?
Roger, you're home. Let me fix you some sandwiches.
Yeah? You fucking petites now?
No shit.
I needed more of a running start. I couldn't build up enough speed.
You don't know who's around or what they do.
Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
and they tell me that I will soon be 100%,
Yeah.
- Yeah. - Fuckin' Darwinian.
This is Prix Fixed
For christ’s sake! Pick a group chat and stick with it, would ya?
so that tragedies like this...
2005 Dodge Dakota This is Prix Fixed
that you cannot get in this fucking safe?!
Ass Clowns
- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?
I tell you how it's gonna be.
Half.
Good night.
Come on, let’s go.
Grandma.
Is that it?
even with 8 bullets dug out of me,
Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Santa Lil shit
Aw, Jesus.
what would happen if i was a facecam? then i'd put in poo and let a dog suck on ya.
You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit...
The hell is it with you people and sandwiches?
Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first
Move it along.
I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?
Cuz you went to the bathroom on mommy’s dishes?
- It's Arizona plates. - Hold on. Let me get a pen.
Prove it.
You better be in shape by this evening, asshole.
and you have to fly around the world and give presents to everyone,
What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!