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Get away.
Make the grass grow green beneath my toes
No quiero subir Brandy y El Señor Bigotes de Disney en Azteca 7 TE ODIO
I'm all out of ideas. What do you got?
Because I have a strict no-return policy
This is beyond bad.
- There, sir. Mufutis. - Good eye, Edu.
- Yeah, sure. Why? - Why?
- Daddy, I'm scared. - Interesting.
But it's so much fun
I can feel a change in everything
What? This can't be it.
He is a man of action.
IVAN! IVAN!
- Hey, is that a real spear? - BOY: Can we play with it?
And put it all together And then I'll rearrange it
Would that work for you?
You know, I look forward to all your Thursday lectures.
Just long enough to be
IT'S MY FATHER'S ONLY MUSEUM!
Oh, that's not right at all. "The shrine is 40 feet tall"?
we are going to hollywood!
- He's not serious, is he? - Well...
So please, my hat.
Yeah. See? I told you.
Milk is sour. Don't drink.
So quit trying...
I do love the museum, Ted.
Oh, no!
Well, look at that. A monkey who likes to play peek-a-boo.
- It's so cute. - Oh, he's so cute.
which is quite special.
LouisTheMan and BatmanFan76 crash their cars
And the trouble I find is that the trouble finds me
- Hello? - Mr. Bloomsberry? Ted here.
Well...
Finally, a new owner
That's not a rhino. That's a...
George!
if you games, you have to suck monster stevens cock!!! he needs cock!
(GEORGE WHOOPING)
Teddy rux fucking pin!
penis balls and anus too, all the hookers going to strip I'm going to get a blowjob from a prostitute
He gave me the idea as we were floating over the city.
Hold on, there, Son. Ted, what is this contraption?
Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No, you don't. No.
Just as lonely as we wanted to be
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Take a message Splodge I'm busy
- Edu, it's okay to use the brake. - Oh, relax.
(HORN BLARING)
...OF SAVING MY FATHER'S MUSEUM.
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And the clouds give back every time they cry
So who's ready to learn?
Down. No, no, no!
- Right over there. - Thanks, Mr. Bloomsberry.
You are no more 17-B!
(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
WOMAN: Way to go, Mr. Ted!
I kind of need my hat.
Monty mole: goomba didn't Bowser and kamek has hijacked? goomba: I don't know if we have genders. Shy guy: spiny cheep and the others were DOOM! [clip from Bowser's minions the movie 2]
I'll explain it all when I get back.
Yeah Illumination!
(Shouting)
- Oh. Oh, good catch. Carry on. - Thank you, sir.
- Stand aside, men. - Mr. Ted.
The more I've learned inside the city
What have you done,Ted? What have you done? Oh please don't make it done again, I can finish up please, give me a finish up my job!
Oh, no, no. Adventure! You brought adventure to my life.
Wear your best suit. Just get down here.
it's to late to cheer me up
Oh, boy.
Whoops
The Banker's offering $320,000 plus access to brandon's feet pics. Deal...Or no deal?
One grouch's trash That's another grouch's outfit
Ted! Ted! Over here.
Well, I can try
I'm smelling pet.
(GIRL) ''Wow! it looks like Aqualad's erect penis!''
I don't want... I can't have you in my life.
We had it all along.
Put the lions zebras giraffes and hippos back to africa.
But for how long?
Oh, before I forget, here's a bill for my services.
Doubter intervention
(PHONE RINGING)
Hold on, George! Holly, crap!
I traveled 10,000 miles for a paper weight?
If I had a minute For every hour that I wasted
- Yes, but where is he? - Oh, boy.
He's floating away.
Did you hear something?
Home.
innerspaceexplorer gets attacked by puppies
Describe dangerous, sir.
Hi.
CABBY: For Crying Out Loud, Lady, There's No Screaming In Cabs.
All right, I didn’t mean literally.
He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it.
(GEORGE CRYING) (shut door)
Yeah, that's it, Ted. Just make it bigger. No problem.
I found... Sparky.
of saving my father's museum.
I'm going to sleep good tonight.
Yes, yes, yes, where is the idol?
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
TED OOHING
Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
what am I supposed to do?
- Hey, he's getting away. - All right, all right, I got him. I got him.
- Ted? - How dare... Hang up, Father.
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
- You've got to be kidding. - Look at that get-up.
Monkey? Monkey? Where are you?
- Come on. - The other people watching we
"Turn your eye to the light. Go from blindness to sight."
Where are you?
You're the hero of the moment.
Not if you're behind that wall.
I'm here to be professionally outfitted for a jungle expedition.
- I guess we should just take a picture. - Quick, get a picture.
For crying out loud Guy there's no screaming in cabs From Curious George
Oh, this is great. This is a great idea.
And put it all together Then I'll rearrange it
- Here. Here's a balloon. - Oh, you like blue, too?
I'm...
I'm afraid that Ogg and Grogg, all of our friends here,
[girl screams]
You are red-handed with pet!
(SINGING) You are fired
And the clouds give back every time they cry