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who bribes a councilman, who bribes a senator...
It's your move, Your Majesty.
No! Leave us alone.
tHE INCULCATION, WHAT A JOY!
- Who are you? - Your Majesty, I am Mademoiselle Rimbaud.
Comicus, stand-up philosopher. Who are you?
Your Majesty, I was raised in a convent. I don't indulge in pleasures of the flesh.
Gee, I just ate. I want...
All right. Well, schlep him along.
The Grand Inquisitor, Torquemada.
but I can die like a king.
The Inquisition, oy, oy
Lord, I shall give these laws unto thy people.
We had better kiss soon.
No, this is a very serious problem. The peasants feel you have no regard for them.
A whole field of wacky weedus.
Dopus! I only had the money in my hand.
- Stop with the goodbyes. - OK.
You take the left flank, I'll take the right flank.
- Captain Mucus! Have you found anything? - Nothing, Commander. Nothing.
Either you kill next week, or we have to change your status.
His divine immortality has consented to favor us with a new poem.
- Ah. Leonardo. - Buongiorno.
Everything's so green!
Christians. And I am a Jew.
Jewish, huh?
- Seize him. - Wait. Wait a minute. Gimme a break.
I cannot go to the lions.
Nice names.
Did you bullshit last week?
All be quiet.
This is never gonna work. Please, Count de Money...
De Monet, Dubonnet, Ciboney - it's not gonna work.
Ah! One. One left. We're lucky. Yes.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
That slave over there. He looks rather puny.
We gotta stay loose, you know?
What the heck is he...
Wait. I've just had a wonderful idea.
Let us have Caladonia do her highly erotic temple dance in praise of Eros.
- Take me, Your Majesty, take me! - Where?
Nothing.
Only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation.
- Your move, Poppinjay. - Yes, sire.
Let's look through the desk. Must be thousands of pardons in the king's desk.
Yes, no, no, yes
But you gotta start sometime!
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Captain Mucus!
Now, there. That's for you.
The little fag gets it.
It's good to be the king.
Oh, yes, of course, of course. That's it!
That way, that way.
We had a bouncy journey, I must relieve myself before I burst.
Very good. I'm glad you thought it over. Be at my chambers at midnight.
The black plague ravaged the continent.
All hail the commander of His Majesty's Roman legions,
Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
Put it there, pal. Man, you saved my life.
Say when.
What is this with lions? I can't go to the lions.
the first thing the people will do is cut off the king's head.
It starts with the peddlers. They bribe an assemblyman,
All right, take me! Ravage me, Your Majesty. A bargain is a bargain.
Holy shit!
It's good to be the king. Look, come here. Let's talk about this.
Nice. Nice.
But how? The streets are crawling with soldiers.
I hate violence. It's the one thing I detest.
Is it not true when eunuchs are castrated, they become enormous?
And that's the Ethiopian shim-sham.
Rolling papyrus.
The gig is up! And Gone
Comicus.
I'm quite aware of that, you petit putz.
Well, you said "What?"
It's Josephus, your wine steward. Please help him.
Trying to light the Bunsen burner
Senate.