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Comicus, the new stand-up philosopher from Vesuvius.
- Come on, the show starts in an hour. - The main room!
He's heading for the Senate. We can meet him near the cloak room. Come on.
Are you all together, or is it separate checks?
Why don't we have a wonderful candlelit dinner?
Oh, that's better.
Oh, my God.
The main room!
- They'll be here any minute. - Not to worry. Not to worry.
I can tell you your future.
Piss off.
What's yours?
An old man! They don't let you live! They don't let you breathe!
- Right. - No!
Pull!
- Come on, we'll fight our way out. - Guards!
Don't you know left flank from right?
Here, this way.
To begin with, number one,
There is no such thing known to medical science.
I can tell the future.
Mo... net.
Sheet? Oh! Oh, the sheet. Yes.
True, true. I am the Count de Money... De Monet, de Monet.
It moves water from one place to another.
- Did you kill last week? - No.
Oh, it's you.
Kill him. Kill him, too.
Oh, I like that. I like that.
You said it. They stink on ice.
- Will you convert? - No, no, no, no
I've penetrated into the farthest...
Execution, execution, execution, execution, execution, ex... Tough guy.
Bearnaise! Garçon, I must have a word with you.
Josephus, hurry.
Pipe the shit right out of your house.
And now, let's end this meeting on a high note.
Plumbing! Plumbing here.
- The theater across from the baths. - Right.
Terrific, terrific.
If I don't get him out soon, he will surely die.
- Last request, last request. - What is your last request?
Run, run!
Sir.
Ah, the Count de Money.
Competence.
The Inquisition, here we go
One of the first weapons man invented was the spear.
- They're here to cut off my head? - Hide in there, I'll see who it is.
No, no.
Bullshit!
funeral services were often brief.
Did you shitpost last week? No… Did you TRY to shitpost last week?
die, salute you.
Halt!
- In the name of the people of France... - Fronce.
But the servant waits while the master baits.
I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.
Ethiopia.
Behind these guys. Here we go. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Not thrilling, but nice.
Please, let... See? See? I can't even walk like a king.
O fellow members of the Roman Senate, hear me.
If they're captured, they're hung.
It's Miracle!