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- Sorry you had to find out this way. - Sorry you jumped out of a car.
Another vodka cranberry?
Hey.
- Nope, not yet. - Oh, what's this?
Cal, would you take that straw out of your mouth? Please.
- Dad. - Cal.
He made a lot of money, which is why I have all this stuff.
You're wearing that like you're doing it a favor.
Jacob, it's so nice to meet you.
...I mean have hot guy from the bar knock you into his headboard until you see God.
Can I...?
Shit.
I will never stop trying.
All right. Well, we may as well wait for your daughter.
- What? - Claire.
So I'm sorry to bother you.
No.
You know what? Know what? No.
- Ha-ha-ha. - Great. Thanks for nothing.
- Lindhagen screwing with your wife too? - No.
Love ❤️ You
It's okay, that's my fault.
- There's, like, no water in that. - Yeah.
I'll kill you.
And I don't know if it's gonna work out.
Just have to slide the gray door down again and you're good to go.
Save room for my love.
May I have your attention?
He is opening the car door for your wife right now.
I'm better than the Gap.
This is beyond ridiculous.
- What kind of crap is that? - Watch it.
Tell me about it. Tell me how much you love her.
She spit. She spit in that.
And your dad?
Tsk. Liz, I'm studying.
Century City Mall, food court, 3:00, Thursday.
He didn't even know that I'm in love with him.
- Is the parental advice over? Because if so... - I'm in love with her.
No. No. Not real...
Mm. Yeah. You?
Hi, Mr. Riley. Hi, Mr. Riley.
...I went to see the new Twilight movie by myself.
You see this lady over here at 9 o'clock?
Have a good night.
Yes, I am. And I've spoken to Principal...
And it was so bad, Cal.
Honestly, thank you very much for your job offer. I will consider it.
Because they fell in love...
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
I don't know what I was doing before this.
How, just how?
So tell me, what is it with women and ballerinas?
And to my...
- I hear you, gigglepuss. - Do it.
Sorry about all the assholes.
We got married so young, Cal. And now I'm 44.
Spreadsheets!!
I'm in the basement.
Oh, I get it.
Wanna get out of here?
Ugh.
But I won a spelling bee and my dad cried at the spelling bee.
Maybe it's when you screwed David Lindhagen.
- I don't understand why. - I don't need this crap.
- Good song. You never hear this song. - Mm-hm. Mm-mm.
Growing up, getting a job, getting married.
- What? - Yeah. I know. I'm just...
That's... What?
Do not take those keys! Do not take those keys! I'm not letting you take those keys.
I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute...
Come on, she's my daughter. Stop it. Stop it.
Okay, um...
All right, so there's a gray door. You see the gray door?
So...
Hey. Jacob Palmer.
- Rock on. - Thank you.
I like Pringles.
Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Weaver, how was...?
Teach Robbie how to objectify women. He'll love that.
He's a better guy than you are in every category.
Okay. That's my Princess. Bye. Thanks.
Okay, yeah, I did. I did.
I don't know what to do. I need some advice.
I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.
Yeah, you became an accountant.
She’s gonna rue the day she ever decided to give up on you
- Can I put back on my shirt? - No.
Honk.
Yeah, I'm just trying to think about what I want.
I mean, miniature golf and dancing. You were such a great dancer.
There's a girl.
- Okay. - Cool.
- Yes, I am. - You can't handle the big move.
I'll leave tonight. I'll sign whatever you want. Just please stop talking about it.
Bootcamp Prep
Let go of me! Let go of me! Let go of me!
- You should have told me. - Never wanted me to talk about my children.
You know me.
I always wondered who buys those kind of...
...our very own Kate Tafferty.
Mm-hm.
...who's waking up every morning excited to go to work.
You might actually have to answer some personal questions about yourself.
- Ha, ha. - I had a lot of fun tonight.
Oh, God. Okay. That's... I'm sorry.
You ran in the other direction when you saw me coming down the hall yesterday.
What I feels like on the train without aircon
I am wildly unhappy.
- She's an alcoholic. - Aah!