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Uh-huh.
- Emily? Your report's ready. - Okay.
Mrs. Weaver said she wanted a divorce, and I jumped out of the car.
Nine?
Love this song.
...I'm in a bit of a situation.
It's something we wanna tell them on our own, okay?
I checked with other accountants.
I know.
- Okay, it bothers me. - I don't care.
Um, just, apparently, Mr. Weaver has become a real ladies' man.
Guys, check your ties. Make sure everything is nice and neat.
Oh, you know what? Just call anytime with stuff like that. That's...
It's just, uh, I'm a little thrown.
Do you wanna do your shot?
Yeah, just my relationship.
- Cal Weaver. - Let me buy you a drink, Cal.
Molly. Say bye to Daddy.
Jesus, really?
You okay? You seem a little off.
Yeah, well...
me after walking to the grocery store and back in the snow
Hey. Hot guy from the bar who hit on you is here.
- Yes, you do. - Yeah, I do.
- Good for you, by the way. - See you, buddy.
Feel like I'm going skiing.
reste
To talk to a pretty lady, and take her home and show her your gift.
- Oh. Amy Johnson. - Amy Johnson.
Coin Bears? You don't have Coin Bears.
So I'd like to introduce you to my wife, Emily.
- A lot? - Yeah.
It reminds me of an old story my law professor told me...
Still wanna take me home?
But he was soft.
You showed me.
Wow.
Come on, let's get you to bed before your parents get home.
Not for your sisters, but for my purposes, it's not gonna work.
You play your strengths, pal. That's all any of us can do.
- I'm set for jeans. - You're not set for jeans.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
They make this, like, gurgling sound, it's like:
It's been a week. I haven't heard from you. Should I be concerned?
And it's Hannah.
We... I think we met at last year's parent-teacher conference, wasn't it?
In the movies it's always men having them and buying ridiculous yellow Porsches...
- Yeah. - No way. Break up right now.
Did I miss it? Did I miss the parent-teacher conference thing last year?
Rocks. Two limes?
So that's one way to treat people.
- Hello? - Nanna.
Remember the first woman I picked up, that teacher?
Hey, uh, everybody.
Dad. Jacob! Oh, God.
Yeah, there were a couple little blips, I guess.
- Daddy? - Now.
...and I am prepared to shoot you with it.
I'm sober five years, asshole!
- You do. - I don't.
- You are so dirty. - Yes, I know.
David Lindhagen cuckolded me. He made a cuckold out of me.
No. Not just this month...total
- Cal, sit down. - All right.
Cal, what are you doing with a daughter that's grown up?
But as someone that's mature, and old, and that's...
And he thinks that you're way too pretty to be interesting and that's hogwash.
- Fantastic. - Nice.
David Lindhagen cuckolded me. He made a cuckold out of me.
- With who? - With him.
- Uh, can I sit down? - I don't know, can you?
- Can I sit down, please? - Yeah.
Ladies, when you're on stage...
But if she wants to divorce you...
Will you ask me something personal about myself?
It wasn't, um...
It keeps raining, you might wanna turn off the automatic setting.
...one of the most spirited young men...
Two. Right now we're on the ground. One more step.
Okay.
Wow.
- All right. You wanna get out of here? - Uh, sure.
Know how much pain and suffering you caused my friend?
- What, are you in a fraternity? - Are you insane?
Our first speaker is not only the class salutatorian...
I didn't realize that you thought that we were there.
- Daddy? - Now.
It's in the kitchen. Mr. Bobo was in the kitchen the whole time.
Like...
You cover me with a blanket, kiss me on the cheek, nothing happens.
- You're late. - Yeah. Sorry.
- That we're never gonna go to because I hate Sushi.
I mean, how do you get them to see you as not just a kid in high school, you know?
- I'm sorry. God. - I gotta go.
Who is he?
Honk. You gotta get that fixed.
Well, the A they're both wearing...
I always dreamt of playing shortstop for the St. Louis Cardinals, actually...
Welcome, class of 2011.
If anything goes wrong I'm supposed to take her upstairs and put the TV on loud.
- Hey, Cal. - Hey.
No, no, no. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
- Oh, boy. - Okay.
That's the biggest scam of all.
Mm.
- What are you doing here? - Wait, do you guys know each other?
...that wanna stay awake so that they can see their dad when he gets home?
Really? Beautiful.
You're not talking, and you know that only makes me talk more.
Batshit crazy.
I'm, you know, good in bed.
It could have been cancer, buddy.
Oh, my God. Uh, what happened?
Holy crap.
You've never left L.A. You pass the bar, you're gonna be what, a patent lawyer?
...but is actually full of shit like the rest of them.
She's almost an adult. Lots of young women in and out of his apartment.