My mom who asks to look through my history I swear, I'm sweating like a sinner at church

well i'll ruther my cankles in borostraczox and bolostawarrantstatchels up to my knuchles in flashed up butherettes and barbequecnkles if i'm not dethighted. and i'll be bonering architect up to my arteries inhuieustackles in kiruducstranks if i can't control my rectal borirudocoostronk rolls.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY FAMILY A LIFE IS TOUCHING ON THE AIR AND BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS I'M SIGNING

Mr D, Mo, Tiny Tina and Oogleberry are very disappointed. I haven't seen that silly brother in ages. I was really looking forward to this. You know, I think I lost my appetite. I'm gonna go upstairs.

anymore and doreen already whispered all my secrets to you (but i was born acting like i don't know it) and we told no one, but glenhis i love your posiusndnczowuns. oh thanks pashmatornitor and i love your osudjdnsjbrdiiisonks.

what did julia gillard used to say? well i'm so crazy enough that let's face it: my carbon tax is kerry bail and i can't afford it because of my pregnant CO2 babies!

Come come and find me but I know you won't leave it like I care it's your calling you got a fetish for my love I'll pull you out and you'll come right back in you got a fetish for my whoh ha ha ah whoh you got a fetish for my love like I feel it inside it but I know you won't leave it

oh i think i've just hit my scittactic nerve, and i'm getting tired now. oh ok well take it easy and i'll see you in the morning. goodnight sweetie. goodnight.

Well, he says that I left my shoes out in the rain. But I say that he poured gallons and gallons of slimy sticky mud in them because now my shoes were sticky and wet. Oh. Wet paws. Oh-ho, that’s the worst!

I've met so many great people since I started volunteering there, I just know the residents would love to meet you. Well, obviously I'm going. Spreading joy is kind of my thing.

and on the next judge judy... " can't believe ya took a balloon! i'm shocked well he---hey!" "talk on top and you'll be bust outta my courtroom!" "well i did warn them they'd throw thier blankets off." next judge judy.

so much--and i mean pressure inside that blah blah and the paper hit i'm so dumb i'm so over it and i mean i did get my clonic. got it! yes my eyebrows are fat babies and pull outer door yes ladies first i still fall on my face sometimes and my masterpiece is still a work in progress

yes kfc are to blame for all the infections because they put giblets in it and seagull poo, i know i'm recalling kfc because of it i'm so shocked! yes i found nits in my kfc zinger tower meal, me too i'm recalling as well.

mind having photos of me took when i'm in public but i really can't see myself in the public eye in front of all the papparazzi and i had to kick camilla parker bowles out and let her go. well besides i know the notion of me looking like i don't wanna feel like myself too much but i don't wanna be disguising my appearance but prince harry likes it better when i act suspicious.

i won't chain you up in this situation i might hate myself tomorrow but i'm on my way tonight let's be lonely together. a little less lonely together. seems like i yanked your chain just to get even now i'm still dahm caught in the middle i might hate myself tomorrow but i'm on my way tonight let's be lonely together.

my heart gives me break alright some guys would think they wasted two hours of thier life but it's ok if you wanna change the brain you were born with i don't wanna be like most girls but they're just celebrating life and champagne the girls do feel tiny in thier size zero dresses