Ah, nothing. And waited. On the Rose, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie was still lost. The pirate crew were getting very hungry.

That terrible pirate Black Bow-tie had to step aside, because Captain Skunk was once more, the captain of the Rose. Har.

Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.

Captain Skunk was most grateful and thanked the pirate crew for helping him. Thank you.

Many years ago, Captain Skunk's ship, the Rose, was sailing across the Seven Seas. The ship and the crew were headed to America loaded with a valuable cargo of tomato shampoo. Captain Skunk was renowned far and wide for his sailing skills.

Take it easy, Sam. You know about free speech. Remain. calm. Uh, oh. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. No no no no no no no no i don't care what laws they have here in lol-lol land that laugh belongs to me and only to me you pirates pirates pirates pirates pirates pirates pirates pirates

I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.

Hey Frog. Look. One of the pirate crew scooped it up. And guess whose bottle it was? It was Captain Skunk's, and his letter was inside.

Goodbye little bottle. I hope someone finds you. And then he waited. And waited. And waited. Meanwhile, things weren't going well for that terrible pirate, Black Bow-tie.

A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.

Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.

That's why you call ironic.... Having to go to class and learn about vaccines on a Federal Holiday because there's a pandemic and no vaccine.

Finally, tired of going in circles, the pirate crew had a little talk, and decided to take action. No! I'll never ask for help. Arrr.

NOW WHO NEEDS THE FIRE SERVICE DOG WAS SPRAYED BY SKUNK WHEN HE TRIED TO GET RID BUT PUPPY SKUNK SPRAYED WORSE WE NEED TO GRAB BATHTUB AND WE NEED TO LAUNCH AND SEARCH AND RESCUE TEAM

No that was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat

No. That was before you lied to me and poisoned the cat!