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-You could have sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email. -Yeah… do you have a computer? -No, what for?

Hello Cast 3p Eng, Have you tried getting logs and reproducing it on an RPI3?

II know it's wet outside, but you have to keep your clothes on for the night, okay?

ham and cheese sandwiches which come from pulling curvy leg hairs out constantly because they have lotus pod cyst zero shaped eyes that say "hello i won't infect you i'm friendly as the number 0" then the ediple kfc chicken fuck puses are gangnamstyleions that say "gangreen style whoop whoop whoop hey sexy pod holes!".

and you don't touch dangerous buttons that you don't know where they've been! say if a knife came out? then what? that's why you don't press the help button. ok from now on i'll just won't have a button to press for help. it's not that don't press buttons when not asked to! ok no more DFO shopping then.

When you want to watch disney+ but you don't have an membership and you complain about not having one for yourself stop crying about it

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Unfortunately no one can be told what skyline chili is you have to see it for yoruself.

it's not fair on you that i have to yell at you because you make excuses but because there's no control you leave me no choice. well and it just stresses me that you make an excuse but because you know i have to yell.

hello granny raelene snell you old retired granny! the boingkids put you on the evil chair so you'd break your hip! told ya to chuck it out! it's so evil abraxas unvanquished it! hello dear my what big chompers you have granny wolf you 0 year old baby! you old wolf granny! woo woo woo woo woo my what big talons and claws you have!

me mom's an evil zero now! she goes zer zer zer zer when she wakes down on 0! yes i told her that evil zero did her no good cause she broke her bonga bonga.com.au! that 0 is so evil! she said to it "0 bonga i told you zerto washing machine yank in the hole yes azero.com.au bong bong bong!" that 0 is so evil!

Have you ever had really good paella? Oh, it’s an orgiastic feast for the senses. A festival of sight, sounds and colours

ur number when signing up for reiki courses hello prague bakery? oh yes hi. can i have 8 jam rolls thank you and do you also have chocolate doughnuts? ok well i'll take 9 that's all thank you bric strips if avaliable i'll take 90

and there's no other alternative for me but to yell at you when you make an excuse. it's absoloutely ridicolous! and the control over is none so i have no other option but to yell at you.

No! No no no! Huh? What? How you spending all the green beans, Su? Because you have the eat them all, there's good for you, mila, so, you're not gonna leave the table, until you eat all the green beans. Stop it! Ah, stop it! Ah...