Who the fuck are you? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm Santa Claus. No, you're not! Um, why of course I am! Ho ho ho ho ho!
Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you from Mary Poppins on your birthday this year? Um, "Happy Birthday", "The Life I Lead" and "A Spoonful of Sugar", of course! Ho ho ho ho ho!