what would happen if julia gillard was the nappy she puts on her carbon tax babies? then it'd be gillard tax tax gillard tax tax hello australia wah wah they'll be no crazy tax 70% ofaustralia is co2 please don't fart!

what would happen if toxic julia gillard was toxic cheryl de coursey? well then she'd go oh i'm so toxic i'm toxing up the carbon tax with more $45 tax and tax and tax down down prices are gillard.

what would happen if julia gillard was worse than her own charmed on tv? well she'd go "hello charmers tax babies nappy tax tax tax iranges hello australia they'll be lots of carbon tax baby tax! wahh here's your goverment dummy i'll tax ya for farting!"

what would happen if julia gillard was geron satinav? then she'd go "nuri niru please tax up please tax up the crature is taxed you cunt fanglari is your taxland for enough of my carbon tax babies!"

what would happen if julia gillard was christine bowers? oh godthen she'd go "hello bowel bowl bopwa carbon tax tax babies nappies nappy hi nappy hi nappia yadwiga slon style where is your carbon tax page? i'll tax ya extra babies!"

what would happen if i was a dove? well you'd go chirp carbon bonking tax chirp carbon bonking tax chirp.

what would happen if julia gillard was georgette? well she'd go no,sorry you've lost that right to talk about my carbon taxes.

what would happen if i was a csi case? oh god then the killer wouldn't want the carbon tax victim to go "hello i'm carbon tax gangnam style grissom."

what would happen if i was sian? oh god you'd go you want me to tell the carbon tax.

what would happen if toxic julia gillard was my extended family? oh well she'd be called gillardelish and go "i've gone awol sharon i've gone awol sharon tax tax by 56% i dump the goverment on babies nappies!"

what would happen if i was dua lipa? oh god then you'd go "one clutter is all i taxed."

what would happen if julia gillard was freaky on tv? well she'd go "oh hello australia run run tax 3 taxries for you baby carbon polutionualia australia!".

I don't wanna hear about no muthafuckin' ifs

I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs!

what would happen if i was bradley clapham? you'd go "flushy flushy clutter tax.".

what would happen if i was natasha yeo? wel you'd go mummarah mummarah tax.