Worst Football Injury Ever- Don't Watch! or Rashad Johnson's middle finger, it may take the cake for 2013. From the National Football League to European Futbol, sports have long contained some of the most gruesome injuries we have ever seen.

And I'll have health insurance back in no time. (Snaps Fingers)

If we ever go to war and you're captured, you're in for big a surprise.

Y’all shapeshiftey? I mean crazy? Nobody’s ever done that. He might not handle to other powers and personalities in his one body!

Y’all shapeshiftey? I mean crazy? Nobody’s ever done that. He might not handle two other powers and personalities in his one body!

Did he play any other tricks on you? Oh yes. He was a rebel. One time, he dumped out all of my shampoo and blamed it on Cousin Effie. He even put Cousin Hootie’s DS next to his bed, and put it on top of blankets.

Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

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The one time he came outside, his genius mother, put him in a black seat in the sun, and then left him there for like a half an hour. We don't know where she went, but he was red as a beat and screaming his full head off. Karly and I are like "I think he's overheated."

Won’t he ever move? It would be incredible if he did. Like the time Gayle and I were kids, and we watched Rita Moreno win a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in West Side Story, one of our favorite movies.

Archer just posted this tweet saying that his co-workers are having the worst morning ever on the day they're seeing Dear Evan Hansen. It says, "Cheryl and Pam have overslept, Lana has a cold, and Cyril has found out that he and Sophie broke up. Now who am I gonna see Dear Evan Hansen with later?"

Year after year passed, and Prometheus still sat on the lonely rock. He gave up hope of ever being free again. Now there lived in Greece a mighty man named Hercules. No one had ever seen a man so strong as he. Once his king sent him to another country. On the way he passed the rock where Prometheus was chained.

In the second last skit, the Mine Turtle didn't explode for the very first time, but the llama almost stepped on him but missed. In later appearances, he exploded. Originally, a one scene was going to have the guy wonder if his baby can fly. It was changed to a Magical Pony. For more info, go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5krrMC39U4.

Kaitlin was touch-and-go in Week 2 after she hurt her ankle during rehearsals, but she and pro partner Arten Chigvinstev still tied for the top of the leaderboard. Vernon may not have initially been excited to play a candlestick when his pro partner Peta Murgatoyd broke the news, but they sure did light up the dance floor together!

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They were all over his body -- even on his arms and legs. Some of his eyes were blue. Some were brown. Some were green. Every one of them had an evil look. "Argus, I want you to watch that white cow," said Juno. "She is my pet. You are never to leave her. Follow her wherever she goes. Don't let her out of your sight." That was an easy Jon for Argus.