I don't mind your dishonesty half as much as I mind your opinion of me.

Dear Great Pumpkin, I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents

george i told ya don't eye me don't crack the neck and knuckles! and don't kiss kiss sex birds! well faye i didn't know the blackballer was you faye! i mean blackmail money for yours in debt was $399299299!

i find calling red dot stores red dot is racist. it'd be better if it was called no dot or blue dot or pink dot. or white dot. i know because calling it red dot is absolutely racist! how very betrayal thompsoneryl! better call it no dot them! (ribbon cts) (fist pumps) no dot it is!

Because I fucking hate you! You don't know a goddamn thing about me. Did a bum shit in your mouth? Well sometimes a man's gotta do... Poured water... Why the hell would you pour water down it?!