You've just seen your dad... ...you must be in desperate need of hard liquor

When your replacement at the reference desk gets delayed (shoutout to anyone helping keep a reading room open in a pandemic)

It Sounds Like A Great Opportunity. I'd Love To Be Considered.

It Sounds Like A Great Opportunity. I'd Love To Be Considered.

One day a tall, handsome young man came to see the king. While he was in the palace, he met Atalanta. He fell in love with her. He asked her to marry him. "Anyone who wants to marry me must first beat me in a race," said Atalanta. "If he loses, he is put to death. Surely you do not want to die. Why risk your life for me?"