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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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MOLLY IS TOO LAZY TO SPEND FAMILY TIME BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS ON HER CELL PHONE! ALEX IS A BASEBALL-PLAYING SLUT!!! ZOEY IS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BITCH!!!!!!!! LUCAS PHILIP, IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN MORE SERIOUS TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
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no it's because you're brainwashed! now go and think in the corner about a timeout! oh ok then i'm in the corner.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
3.8s
That's great Cam. Because Chuggington is coming up next on Playhouse Disney. I'm coming in for a landing.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten. open up a dirty window, illuminate the words that you cannot find reach you something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
3.8s
That's great Mitchell and Cam. Because Chuggington is coming up next on Playhouse Disney! I'm coming in for a landing!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Luke grabs a hammer and bangs Elena's sculpture to pieces. ELENA IS A RETARDED CLAY-MAKER GIRL!!! I'M SAYING IT LOUD EVERYBODY!!! ELENA'S AN IDIOT BECAUSE SHE MAKES SCULPTURES LIKE THIS, AND I HATE IT!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
i'm sorry darlings you can take it in turns alex you have a turn watching my little pony and luke you have a turn watching handy manny. there we comprimise. ok, then thanks for comprimising.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call Alex. The reason Johnnie keeps giving us these wake-up calls is because she has intercoms at her house and there are intercoms in ours too.
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
The TV then changes the football game to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, well, actually a home movie when Alex was watching it for the first time. Everyone but Alex makes confused faces. Who the hell is this guy?
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
Luke, you are going to timeout right now! Sit there because you instigated your sister to mess with my FaceBook account when she knew it was not allowed!!! And your Handy Manny doll is in toy jail! WHY DON'T YOU PUT ALEX ON THE DAMN NAUGHTY PIT BECAUSE SHE MESSED UP YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON PURPOSE!!!!! NOT A FINGER!!!!!!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2.1s
well malcolm alex is your bag haley get the kyoto tickets lily you're grounded gloria get sunburnt manny get run over. i've got a plan modern family to the maxxxxxxxxxey max! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! modern in the middle halloween special pre christmas specials engage mode now! beep!
Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot
2s
LUCAS PHILIP!!!!!!! I AM SO SICK IF YOU MISBEHAVING, TEASING YOUR COUSINS AND SISTERS, AND CALLING ME AND THE REST OF THE FAMILY HORRIBLE NAMES!!!! EAT YOUR DINNER NOW!!!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT MOMMY!!!!! BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY BARNEY TOYS FOR NOTHING!!! GO DIE IN A PLANE CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Modern Family (2009) - S01E01 Pilot