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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
What? This is ridiculous! I mean, you got a naive Oogleberry Ink Dog, a sassy Tiny Tina Ten Toes, a stylish and popular Mo, an an eccentric Mr D! And no offense Bow, but you have big shoes to fill to play as Courtney.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Don't you worry Courtney. If I see any crows, I'll scare the pants off of them. Then, I covered those little holes with dirt. Then I got the hose and watered them. Whoosh! Giving them a nice long soak.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle washed up on the island. Captain Skunk knew just what to do. I know what to do.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
3.5s
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir! And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle came floating by.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I don’t think so either because it’s weird how such a thunderous noise can come from such a cheery person like you. You also snore, but you deny it. Elyse also got it on video.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
No I don’t. That’s the way I talk, okay?! I can’t stand your whining Peg! You’re always like, “Oh Aaaal.”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Yeah. So? If you just got your big butt off the couch, that would change! And not to mention, you whine too much!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And I thought to myself, “How would he feel if I played tricks on him?” So for the first time in my life, I decided to play a trick on my brother. I covered my pancakes with mustard. I took a huge bite.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Peggy I’m sorry. I really did watch Mustard Pancakes with Malcolm Reese and Dewey, and I enjoyed it. I was just so mad at you. That’s okay Lois. I wasn’t even thinking about pressing charges.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I was right, I was right, I was right, I was right! It grew, it grew, it grew, it grew! And he was right! His little fire truck had grown ten times bigger overnight. The end.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women have to learn their lessons to, not just puppet cats and dogs. You’re right. I now have decided I am no longer a quitter, I am back in the band.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I wonder if anyone's found it. And waited.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Peggy walks over to Lois, who is in tears after what happened. Peggy I’m sorry. I did watch the show with Malcolm Reese and Dewey, and I really enjoyed it. I was just mad because I was just frustrated.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would put mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
And I knew right then and there, that these were going to be the most delicious potatoes ever. You know what? I had such a good time in the garden I didn't realize how late was. I didn't even notice that my dad had left the garden. And returned. I didn't even notice it was almost dinner time.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
No I don’t! Who would do something like that? Oh, so you’re just gonna deny it?! I described a day in your life perfectly!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women need to learn their lessons too, not just puppet cats and dogs. You’re right. I have decided that I am no longer a quitter, I’m ready to be back in the band.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I guess Mustard Pancakes is your kind of show Carol. Because the talks you give the kids help them learn from their mistakes or how to solve their problems, and you have quite the voice. Thank you Peggy. I actually started singing ever since I was 2, and I’ve been singing ever since.
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