You meddling kids are meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in. It's dangerous.

Where, Mr Potter, Would You Look If I Asked You To Find Me A Bezoar? Your butt hole?

Nearly asleep? How can you be nearly asleep?

Sort of atheist? How can you be sort of atheist?

Sort of athiest? How can you be sort of athiest?

Now, once you've got hold of your broom, I want you to mount it Grip it tight, you don't want to be sliding off the end"

How often do you come across a three-headed dog even if you're in Detroit?

How often do you come across a three-headed dog, even if you're in Detroit?