You know the Egyptians used to worship cats Yeah, along with the dung beetle

...you're not gonna shit for years, but you're gonna be happy about it.

... You're not gonna shit for years, but you're gonna be happy about it.

yes me mom's a cat she goes meow when she wakes up every morning! i have to feed her cat food for breakfast with tuna! and she does big pellet poos on the lawn! wags her tail then she lays on the couch in a big ball. then she coughs lots of furballs when she's eaten too much. she also hassles the alley cats and uses them as cushions.