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Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?
we've had lots of complaints about this burger.
Peggy Bundy."
You know,
Damn ants got the gum.
"Unlimited growth potential,
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice and life lessons, just like the others do. No you don't. You eat bonbons all the time, and you also sit on the couch and sleep all day.
I am really upset.
Well, maybe there's a clue
The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"
Oh, you looking for a job?
Shut up Lois. I’m telling the story. He thought that I wouldn’t notice, because the mustard and the syrup containers looked pretty much the same. So I would mustard on my pancakes. And I would take a bite, and I would go, “Ahhhhh!”
Get a date.
You tell me what's wrong.
Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Well, actually, I didn't hear it.
Madam, my husband sells women's shoes.
I mean, why would
Well, just how much commish are we talking about?
and that's what we call in the world of business
Ah...
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
it's not very good.
He could work his way up
I dumped my day job.
Tomato, onion, ketchup, pickle,
It’s between me too! I give my kids some advice on how to live their life perfectly! No you don’t! You’re so lazy and it’s so embarrassing! You eat bonbons every night, and sit on the couch and sleep all day!
I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener.
[DOORBELL RINGS]