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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Never! Never said Black Bow-tie. And then he gave Captain Skunk two choices.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Put your backs into it you land lovers! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Captain Black Bow-tie, couldn't we just borrow some shampoo? Yeah. And give the ship back later?
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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That terrible pirate Black Bow-tie had to step aside, because Captain Skunk was once more, the captain of the Rose. Har.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Ah, nothing. And waited. On the Rose, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie was still lost. The pirate crew were getting very hungry.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir! And then, a very lucky thing happened. A miracle really. An empty bottle came floating by.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Aye. Once this here ship delivers this here valuable cargo of tomato shampoo, I'll be rich! Rich! Rich! Har har! Ay ay Captain Black Bow-tie sir!
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Goodbye little bottle. I hope someone finds you. And then he waited. And waited. And waited. Meanwhile, things weren't going well for that terrible pirate, Black Bow-tie.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Captain Black Bow-tie, are we like lost or something, sir? Lost? Har har hardly. Now put your backs into it you land lovers! We sail that way. No, that way.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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He knew right away it was one of the most feared pirates who ever was. Black Bow-tie. Har har har! Har har har! I'm taking over your ship and all of its' cargo.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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The pirate crew were eager to rescue Captain Skunk, who was renowned for his sailing skills. Because they were lost and hungry and needed help. But, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie said, "No, no, no!"
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
I refuse. Of course. The brave captain last saw his ship sailing into the sunset. At the helm of the Rose, the ship's hold of the treasure, that terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, drove his crew harder and harder.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
A terrible storm came upon them. The good ship Rose tossed and turned in the wind and waves. And when it was over, and although he would never admit it, the terrible pirate Black Bow-tie, was completely, and utterly, lost.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Captain Skunk sailed them back across the Seven Seas, for which the pirate crew, including Black Bow-tie, were most grateful. They had truly helped each other, and that was a good thing. And so ends the tallest of tall tales, the seafaring yarn of Captain Skunk and the pirates.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front, Mr., Call me what the fukk you want, Mr., As long as you got Mr. in front
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
Lisa, get away from him! He's not your type of man! And Dee, tone the snoring down a little please. What did you put in there that's making her snore? Nothing! I just put blue Gatorade in there, nothing else. I don't even know what flavor blue Gatorade is.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
4.1s
After Lois and Peggy dumped out the potions into the sink, everything changed. Harriette was no longer a frog, Vivian’s hair was back to normal, the love spell was broken, and Dee woke up. They’re gonna start changing right about… now.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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Hey Dee. Did you have a nice nap? Yes, it was wonderful.
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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We need a more permanent solution
Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family
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OK, now that is our special sauce, Bundy.
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