desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you slurrp yummy! after all mom is vanilla coake dad is diet coake and i'm coake zero and mr geekie wanted you to drink me so. at least i'm poked with coakecochke and someone had S motche with me.

desiree coake we'll really just tell you off rachael ali and i will! i'm deadly serious, because you snuck contraband into abraxas's archives! oh well i suggested it blame me after all i'm not that doubtful.

desiree coake i'll hide rachael ali in your bra and she'll tell you off and ground you! i'm serious she will i can call her to arrange it! ok ok maybe i didn't have the real thing with the coake/luppen family after all. #desireecoakewasdrank #desireecoake #misscoake.

yes desiree coake you will get told off by rachael ali, i can easily arrange it! she'll read ya the riot act i gurantee it! oh ok well i'm running off for my life instagramming pics of me going to the bin while drinking laxatives in the process!

desiree coake you need to be told off by racheal ali! she can really say no drinking coca-cola on the premiss she'll tell ya! ok well i won't drink myself anymore then.

desiree dairy milk orero coake you are C-O-K-E O-R-E-O oreo coca-cola i will drink you. slurrp yummy! oreo coake. oh so now i'm a diffrent flavour am i? oreo coake. so we doxwith the coake family. mister geekie! yes i approve yes. you do drink desiree. at least she's "desirrorero coakvaniallaoreocoake."

oh sorry sweetheart i'll turn my bloddy phone off before i push a trolley into you you go first reow! and get on with it and stop with your gayles she's not a viral phenomeon reow! and stop touching the bags in the meantime reow!

"look! i already paid back $739998 due to sweetheart she's like "reow!" oh ok se didn't know ya was gonna boing! judge judy. owe me $78882999999" and then she's "yes i'm calling 911" then i said "stop you're gonna get bashed on alternatrock avenue" and then "no you first sweetheart reow!" ok.

desiree coake you are grolled with grollen G-O-V-L-A grova-gola i will drink sprails and drink you slurrp yummy grolly! oh so now i'm gloved with serpoch am i? thanks mr geekie won't mind defunction.

desiree delerict coake you are C-O-K-E D-I-R-E-C-T-I-V-E coca-cola directola-dola i will directly one direction drink you! slurrp yummy like a slurpers slurp! well mr geekie! now it's one coake is it? what have i told you about playing with surnames?!!!!! but i'm not at newman. oh ok play with coakes.

you ditch me for a wig and this is the thanks i get? oh now i'm gonna cry! (crying) oh sorry ok ok (takes off wig) that better?

I'm trying to grip that ass imma make you get on me Getcha ass on me then, while I lick my lips and wink at you

I heard you screaming and I knew the Ali had to be up to something. Come on. We’re getting out of here. YARN Memes, when will they learn? They cannot run from me. Besides, I’d still call this a win.

maybe i should pinpoint the styling heads\wigs books to the ones i want that way i know i'll be the perfect "thing" to get cause that way i'll know it when i see it. ok point to them to which you wanna purchase cause i'm not a mind reader. ok i'll tell ya what ones i want.

shit I almost got caught, my game is lethal I had to stay at my daddy's house, on the couch last weekend It's written on my face, and I can't even hide it So I decided, to ride it Roses are red, and Violets are blue, bitch you got a nigga hooked, when you do whatcha do when ya do And now ya want a Benz for ya birthday And I been waitin to hit that ass since the first day

I almost got caught, shit my game is lethal I had to stay at my daddy's house, on the couch last weekend It's written on my face, and I can't even hide it So I decided, to ride it Roses are red, and Violets are blue Girl you got a nigga hooked, when you do whatcha do when ya do And now ya want a Benz for ya birthday And I been waitin to hit that ass since the first day