and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

I like had a dream that I was in judge judy’s Courtroom and I kept going “Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy Judy”. and I had lots of quostionb and Marleen got fired. oh well I had a dream that I was at a house and judge Judy was the owner but she moved out then came back and shot Donald trump.

and on the next judge judy... "oh well my went was uh... overdue $100." "um is not an answer go on." "well hell waited and i went! on the glass broke my stomach open!" "oh pieces get it?!!!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " well $78 still she owed me in rent." "i was alone locked in the cloakroom i put myself there!" "don't have a semi countersuit that's the problem with money!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... spell backwards." "liewd swodahs krad nruter oot eno ma i" "he scratched me with his clovens." "oh well it's not as if i can sneeze and magically produce gnorts." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches ev fence so horrible!" "they kicked me out because she didn't pay $55 in rent!" "well choose the right boyfriend next time! that's the problem with poor judgement." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " and my husband called me a darling and banged a gavel in my face." "that's a whole lie your honor. "shh! don't argue. if i tell ya again you're gone!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "well the two shavauns slashed a tyre! they owe me $78!" "my throat was bashed and slit." "oh i was such a terrorist!" "so what? a shopping trolley makes no diffrence." next judge judy .

and on the next judge judy... " the bucket was drawn i planted the bricks down! it was sheet as fuck!" "she called me and sued me in a text for $29993888 via Cnet." "of course i point my finger up at you!" next judge judy.