why don't you divorce judge judy? that's a judge i can't divorce a judge.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ouch!" "your honor i did pay $392 to get my $23 that i paid to return back for my truck." "oh the heat is on now i'm telling you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

you are about to enter the shieldalin judy judy you. this is you. your honor this is case thank you judge shield judge shield enter the shhhhhhhhhhienda on the next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... well why don't you resurrect all the other demons and warlocks and sue the charmed ones for $2882938389?!!!" "oh i'm gonna gnorts you right up your nose." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... shocked when i rolled into the confessional." "the whole incident went to australia's funniest home video show." "mascots can be jumpy at times." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches ev fence so horrible!" "they kicked me out because she didn't pay $55 in rent!" "well choose the right boyfriend next time! that's the problem with poor judgement." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.