and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ouch!" "your honor i did pay $392 to get my $23 that i paid to return back for my truck." "oh the heat is on now i'm telling you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... well why don't you resurrect all the other demons and warlocks and sue the charmed ones for $2882938389?!!!" "oh i'm gonna gnorts you right up your nose." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... hen i get slapped by her." "i did not agree to pay $75 up front for return rental fees anyway." "life is not a gambling casino game like pai gow poker where you go free." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " just basically didn't see the sign and crashed onto alterkek avenue." "well i backed out onto rose garden lane!---you!" "oh i'm telling ya i can easily dismiss ya counterclaim!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... h my dahm god lord the sculputure cost $9928888!" "well this bag did not stop at "no thanks"" "oh if you're gonna play yuururueurasian rouuururuulette with me you're outta here!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "paddle boards flung up and hit me in the face." "i called 911 and CPA for double duties." "ok go ahead" "but my complaint was overlooked." next judge judy.